Titanic Vs Land

The Titanic is going to be drowned. Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God, just then a passenger asked the captain of the ship.

Passenger: How far is land, from here?
Captain: Two miles...
Passenger: Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.
Captain: .....!@#$% ...??
Passenger: Just tell me which side, land is two miles from here ?
Captain: Downwards....

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Is this passenger related to an A.S.S we know? (j/k)

Good one, Flora!😆