Jokes - Page 56

Originally posted by: jasunap

hey suram... come on gimme five....naan kooda nariya languages thappu thappa paesuven, ezhuduvaen, and vaasippaen!!!

Ayyo Jas, romba santhoshamaa irrukku!!!😃.... I got company now Man!!! So here's my five.....!!!!!!!

Giri: nalla doctor ponga. 😆
jas and suram: indha thangachikkum high five. naanum thappu thappaa few languages pesuven. :)

Jas, suram and Giri good one.. 😆 😆

Giri Super doctor and super will 😆 😆 😆

Jas, Suram and Vinu: Neega yellarum fine. U vl make mistakes only in few, but I make only mistakes in all languages I know. Urupidiya yedhuvum theriyadugarthukku proof.

Patient: "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm Mickey Mouse. And other times, I think I'm Donald Duck."

Psychiatrist: "How long have you been having these Disney spells?"

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist
began his therapy session. "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."

"Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."

Perhaps you've heard of the man who thought he was dead? In reality he was very much alive. His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist spent many laborious sessions trying to convince the man he was still alive.

Nothing seemed to work.

Finally the doctor tried one last approach. He took out his medical books and proceeded to show the patient that dead men don't bleed. After hours of tedious study, the patient seemed convinced that dead men don't bleed.

"Do you now agree that dead men don't bleed?" the doctor asked.

"Yes, I do," the patient replied.

"Very well, then," the doctor said.

He took out a pin and pricked the patient's finger. Out came a trickle of blood.

The doctor asked, "What does that tell you?"

"Oh my goodness!" the patient exclaimed as he stared incredulously at his finger ... "Dead men do bleed!!"

Chemical analysis of human elements

Element name: WOMAN.
Symbol: WO.

Atomic weight: 'Don't even go there'.
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum,and precious gemstones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns
slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.


Element: MAN.
Symbol: XY.

Atomic weight: (180 +/- 50).

Physical properties: Solid at room temperature. Gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to age and rust, older samples are unable to conduct electricity as well as younger samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (child) for prolonged periods of time. Can be neutralised by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

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