Jokes - Page 58

One Scientific Prof has Sard as his driver. Prof use to visit many Universitites to give lecture. Sard also attend all the lectures by prof. as he has nothing to do while he is talking. He noticed that the prof. is talking the same stuff at all universities, what is the difficult part in that, even I can talk nicely what ever he presents.

Sard went to Prof. and said, Prof. your job is very easy b'cos you are suppose to give same talk at all universities, but i have to drive hard by finding all the roots etc... Even I can present what you are presenting, so tell me what is the difficulty?

Prof. said ok and he proposed that one day I will act as driver and you act as me and deliver my talk in the university tomorrow. Sard also accepted this.

Next day at University. Prof as Sard and vice versa.

At lecture hall, Sard started giving lecture, Prof. is present there in Sard's dress. Once the lecture is over, everyone started asking doubts and questions (Sard never knew that this is the most difficult part), but he answered very nicely.

Can you guess what he would have told?

"Oh, all are very simple questions, even my driver who is sitting at last bench can answer"

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Jas, Giri, Kavi, Uma superb jokes. 😆 😆 😆

Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was losing his temper.

"Be careful," He said to his wife. "You will bring out the animal in me."...

"So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is afraid of a mouse?"


____________________________________________

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a Word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

Nice jokes Vani

Scribblings inside a suburban train:

Kadalil iruppadhu 'ala'
Kashmiril irupadhu 'mala'
Sirppi senja 'sela'
Vetti konna 'kola'
Super star enga 'thala' (by an Ajith fan)

Un kaadhullukku selvaanadhu 'kodi'
adhukku kaaranama ennakku valarudhu 'dhadi'

aha...tamil couplets!!! i love the stuff that is written behind autos, trucks etc. way to go giri

patient: ninga oru pal doctora?

dentist: 32 pallukume naandhan doctor

Giri, Uma, Vani, Kavi... Pattaiyaa Kilappureenga!!! 😆

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."

OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.