Jokes - Page 54

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.



--Sauce Unknown

jas and suram: Good ones.
jas: unga last joke padichi enakku correct spellings kooda marandhurum pole. 😆

Jas, Ipaadi yellam kooda spell panna mudiyumaa???

Aphtar reeding this eye knead two drink won cop off KAUPHY 😃 (from Saravanaas???? 😉 )

suram: this, two,drink, from - indha words correctaa spell panniteenga. very bad...nalla padichu ellaa words m thappaana sfellink podunga. :)

Originally posted by: Vinuthasri

suram: this, two,drink, from - indha words correctaa spell panniteenga. very bad...nalla padichu ellaa words m thappaana sfellink podunga. :)

Hey Vinu,

That was supposed to mean TO drink so athuvum thapputhaan😃

apdiya suram? suramaa kokkaa? :

Pre-takeoff announcement on a China Southern Airlines flight

" Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to welcome you on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingdao. Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know. It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are available to make you feel comfortable. Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry. Peace sit upright and keep you belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m. Hope you would enjoy your fright with us. Funk kill ! "

Originally posted by: suram

Jas, Ipaadi yellam kooda spell panna mudiyumaa???

Aphtar reeding this eye knead two drink won cop off KAUPHY 😃 (from Saravanaas???? 😉 )

and i thot you learnt bengali somewhere!!!😆😆😆

fun kill vani for sharing that one with us!!! 😆 😆

Stupid Things

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?

5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, I paid rs 150 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did you?

7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?