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Posted: 14 years ago

Wow great jokes. Here are some from Maroof's Tamil Jokes Collection. It will be presented in Tanglish. These are kadi jokes hehee

1. Enga "Aa" kaatunga paarkalaam...

Yaen Doctor.... Neenga "Aa" (movie) paarthathey illaiyaa?

2. Yaenga Naalu (4) phoneCaal pesittu onnukku kaasu thareenga?

Yov.... naalu caal (1/4) onnu thaaneeyaa....

3. Oru payyan thun thalaikadiyil dictionary vatchukittu thoonguraan, yean?

Yeanna... avanukku arthamillaatha kanavu varuthaam...

4.Oru payyana scale kayil vatchukittu saapiduraan.. yean?

Yeanna.... avan alavoda saapiduraan!

5. Onga manga cigarette pudikuraanee... ungalukku theriyumaa?

Ennaku cigarette pudikka theriyaathunga....

hmm.. rombha kadi jokes thaan hehe

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Posted: 14 years ago

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Aish, semma kadi... post more...

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malliga

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Posted: 14 years ago

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Nice kadi jokes. Post more of it. Thanks.

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jagdu

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Posted: 14 years ago

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IT Co. shortforms

1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN: Beggars Association And Nerds

8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings

12. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort

13. DELL: Deplorable Equipment & lacklusters

14. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India.

15. ORACLE: On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

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jagdu

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Posted: 14 years ago

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Kashmir Belongs to India : Funny Speech

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.

A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir is named.

When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath.'

He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.

When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Pakistani had stolen them.'

The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren't there then.'

The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.'

And they say Kashmir belongs to them...

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Posted: 14 years ago

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Hi Friends,

Please continue posting jokes on the next Jokes thread:

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/1220519

Thank you

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