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Lara

@fly2me

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 17 years ago

#581

^^^^hahahahahaahaha! i really like that one!....lol

Bhola: Itne kum marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine oos master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

Elite

+ 5

Posted: 17 years ago

#582

^^^ lol

Man to Lawyer: What is your fees?

Lawyer: $200 for 3 questions.

Man: Isn't it too high?

Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?

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Lara

@fly2me

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 17 years ago

#583

^^^haha!

One couple is discussing about their past, present and future.

The husband asks his wife: "If I die, with whom you will stay?"

Wife replied with sad mood: "With my sister".

Then Wife also asked to Husband: "With whom you will stay if I died?"

Husband replied: "I will stay with your sister too."

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

Elite

+ 5

Posted: 17 years ago

#584

^^^^ Hahaaaaa...very funny

sardarjee to his friend...........

Petrol price increase hone ka hum ko koi farak nahi padta. Pehle bhi hum 100 rupaye ka bharvata tha, ab bhi 100 ka hi bharvata hoon.

😆

Edited by thameem - 17 years ago

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Lara

@fly2me

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 17 years ago

#585

^^haha!

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Yes Dear!

Girl: Would you die for me ?

Boy: No, mine is Undying Love! ;]

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

Elite

+ 5

Posted: 17 years ago

#586

^^^^ lol...lol.....lol....😆

Laloo: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

shalo: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my husband for honeymoon with my friend.

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Lara

@fly2me

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 17 years ago

#587

^^^hahaha!

Santa to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.

Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya,
Santa: - Isme aur colour dikhao.

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Rajni G

@princezna

Dazzler

Posted: 17 years ago

#588

Teacher asked thameem ...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa hoga.?
Thameem -...Jis din rakhi ---*--- aur friendship day ---!!--- ek saath padega.

😆

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

Elite

+ 5

Posted: 17 years ago

#589

^^^^^ lol ....very funny.....😆 Rajni

Thameem : rajni tum ne kabhi Ullu dekha hai..?

Rajni : [ sar jhuka ke neeche ki taraf dekhte huve ] Nahi Sir ,

Thameem : Neeche kya dekh rahe ho ? meri taraf dekho......

🤣

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miss afghan

@afg__girl

Inactive

Posted: 17 years ago

#590

Originally posted by: thameem

Awwww...kya baat hai .......apni Arzu tarazu se yahi ummeed thi ke arzu thambu pe trust kare....thankzz buddy tum ne apni muh ki baat cheenli.......hum aap ke shukar guzaar hain ke ek na cheez ko aap ne housla afzayi dekar dil baagh baagh kardiya....😃 ab aap bander bolo ya hoor ke saath langoor koi faraq nahi padhta...kyun ke hum in mein se tho nahi hain na...lol

chalo ab ek mazaak bhi ho jaaye😉

A girl comes late to the class.

Teacher: Why are you late?

Girl: One boy was following me, sir.

Teacher: So, What?

Girl: That boy was walking very slow.

haha how sweet..ha bilkul..thambuu ki koyi bhaat kabhi khalat hoo sakta hai nahi na soo you alwayz right..bilkul kisi uhmm ??pe gaye ho..uskii naam yaad nahi arahi hai..anywayz hai koye ballah😆

haha that boy was walking very slow ha..you 2much yaar

oki ap meri bhaarii hai ek joke hojahe...

Ek ladka ek ladki se ashara kar ke khte hai "jhalak dikhla ja jhalak dikhla ja"wo chappal nikaalke kehti hai"ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja .........

Girlfriend : will u love me after marriage also?

Boyfriend : this depends on your husband,if he allows me, I will.

have fun😉