Just Do Mazzak - Page 60

Originally posted by: thameem

^^^^^ lol ....very funny.....😆 Rajni


Thameem : rajni tum ne kabhi Ullu dekha hai..?

Rajni : [ sar jhuka ke neeche ki taraf dekhte huve ] Nahi Sir ,

Thameem : Neeche kya dekh rahe ho ? meri taraf dekho......

🤣

Santa enters a store that sells curtains.

He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.

Santa replies, "Fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"

Santa tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!"

Santa says, "Hellllooooooooo……..I've got Windows!"

lol!!

^^^^ hahahaaa...very funny 😆

Santa: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

Banta: Suicide karne ke liye

Santa: To phir ubalne ki kya zaroorat hai?

Banta: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.

^^^lol

🤣 hahaaa...can't stop laughing....lolzzz very very funny......

In New Delhi, Blue-line buses are notorious for killing people in accidents.

Today a Blue-line bus driver saved
2 lives.

how'z that possible..?

He did not go to the job today.

😆

^^^^...lol!!

^^^^^ lol....both the jokes of lara and vinu are laughable....😆

Teacher to Lara : Kid, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your friend vinu's.... Did you copy it from him?

Lara : No, teacher, it's about the same dog!

^^LOL

Originally posted by: thameem

🤣 hahaaa...can't stop laughing....lolzzz very very funny......

In New Delhi, Blue-line buses are notorious for killing people in accidents.

Today a Blue-line bus driver saved
2 lives.

how'z that possible..?

He did not go to the job today.

😆

that's pure genius😆