Just Do Mazzak - Page 58

Originally posted by: thameem

main kya karun ye forum aisa hi hai sab ke samne hi sab kuch kahna padta hai ...lol.....😆 achcha !!! tho aap hume zindagi ki philosophy sikha rahi ho.....achcha batao woh kya important batein hain.....lol
khair tho aap ko time ki malumaath chahiye kyun? kahan ka chahiye ? pakistan india mein iss waqt 6.am hai....uk mein 1.30 am america mein abhi shaam dhali hai magreb ka waqt hai....

dekho ab aur kya important baat ho sakti hai ke tum ko hum ne teeq teeq time batadiya hai.....😉
chalo ab ek mazaak ho jaaye...kyun?

A student and a Doctor loved the same girl.

student started giving an apple to the girl everyday.

Doctor asked: WHY ??

student said : An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.

Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?

Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.

haha! :P

Originally posted by: afg__girl

haha jawab dena koyi tumse sike..not bad😉

Arzu:

Suno kahana hoo Thambuuuu
Jaha ho wahi rahna ..................
3-4 gahntte tak bahar nahi niklana ..........
Tumaharee jan ko khatra hai ..........
Bahaar Bandar pakerne wale phir rahe hain ....

I belive u so much. i trusted u so much. but u told my secret to every one. why did u told every one that i am so beautiful..haha keep smiling janoo..joke hai burah mat mana bandhaar nahii hoo just mera cute sa bandhaar hoo hehe jk

Awwww...kya baat hai .......apni Arzu tarazu se yahi ummeed thi ke arzu thambu pe trust kare....thankzz buddy tum ne apni muh ki baat cheenli.......hum aap ke shukar guzaar hain ke ek na cheez ko aap ne housla afzayi dekar dil baagh baagh kardiya....😃 ab aap bander bolo ya hoor ke saath langoor koi faraq nahi padhta...kyun ke hum in mein se tho nahi hain na...lol

chalo ab ek mazaak bhi ho jaaye😉

A girl comes late to the class.

Teacher: Why are you late?

Girl: One boy was following me, sir.

Teacher: So, What?

Girl: That boy was walking very slow.

Shijhu : I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.

Lara : Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

^^^^hahahaha! that's funny!

^^^^ lol.....

Lara had habit of biting her fingernails. She started doing yoga to treat the problem. Soon her fingernails started growing normally.

Seeing this, shijhu asked lara if yoga had totally cured her problem.

"No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."

🤣

^^^ewwwwwww. that is kind of gross....haha!

^^^^ lol very funny 😆 a confusing joke

here's one from me

Yoga teacher to Lara: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit?

Lara : Yes, An Amazing Effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.

^^^HAHAHA!

Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na!

Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?

Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi… aise hi aaja!!

LOL!

Awwww...bahuth khoob 😆 kudos to the boy

Judge asks a little girl: Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?

Girl: No, my mummy beats me.

Judge: Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.

Girl: No, my daddy beats me too.

Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with?

Girl: I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!