Just Do Mazzak - Page 57

my friend just send me this and i thought it was really funny: lol!

Boy:Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl:Do not enter.

Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so.

sardarji Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

Boy:I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl:But would you stay there?

Originally posted by: thameem

wah !!! wah !!!! 👏 kya jawab de maara hai.....thambu kush hua 😃 sanam teri kasam 😉

chalo ek aur mazak ho jaaye apni arzu tarazu pe.....kyun?

ARZU.......... DARWAZE PE GUN LEKAR RUK GAYI.

THAMBU ..... WHY ARE YOU STANDING HERE?

ARZU.......SHER KA SHIKAR KARNE JA RAHI HOON.

THAMBU......: OH I SEE ...TOH JAONA.

ARZU.......KAISE JAOON BAHAR KUTTA HAI!

🤣

Acha ! Ek baat tou batao plz isko mazaq mein mat taal dena. Jawab mazaq ke andaaz mein tou ho sakta hai yani Shughal magar gol mol jawab nahi chalay ga Dekho kuch baatein zindagi mein buhat imp hoti hain, buhat ziada balkay sab se ziada Kuch aisi imp hai yeh baat bhi Atleast for me.Agar tum ne ghalat bataya ya baat ko talnay ki try ki tu acha nahe ho ga
Plz sach batao

TIME KIYA HUA hai 😉hehe

Pundit: Tumhare Jeevan Mai 6 Ladkiya Aayengi.
Thambu: Wow, Kya Baat Hai.
Pandit: Zyada Khush Honey Ki Baat Nahi Hai.
1 Gharwali Or 5 Betiya Hain..

haha my pagloo hope ur gud and well..hope to speak to you soon

apna khayal rakna

luv arzu

Ek samay do bahut milne wale dost rahte thay. Lekin ek din ek dost ka maut ho gaya aur police investigate karne ke liye aaya aur uske dost ko sawal poochne laga'

Police: "Tumhara dost kaise mara?"

Dost: "Pata nahi sahab, woh bola mere pet mein chuhe kud rahe hai toh maine usko chuha marne ki dawa khila di."

Originally posted by: afg__girl

haha soo sweet..sab ke samne yeh bhaat kehna zaruuri ta kya..kaise yaar ho tum ..not fair paglo😳

Acha ! Ek baat tou batao plz isko mazaq mein mat taal dena. Jawab mazaq ke andaaz mein tou ho sakta hai yani Shughal magar gol mol jawab nahi chalay ga Dekho kuch baatein zindagi mein buhat imp hoti hain, buhat ziada balkay sab se ziada Kuch aisi imp hai yeh baat bhi Atleast for me.Agar tum ne ghalat bataya ya baat ko talnay ki try ki tu acha nahe ho ga
Plz sach batao

TIME KIYA HUA hai 😉hehe

Pundit: Tumhare Jeevan Mai 6 Ladkiya Aayengi.
Thambu: Wow, Kya Baat Hai.
Pandit: Zyada Khush Honey Ki Baat Nahi Hai.
1 Gharwali Or 5 Betiya Hain..

haha my pagloo hope ur gud and well..hope to speak to you soon

apna khayal rakna

luv arzu

main kya karun ye forum aisa hi hai sab ke samne hi sab kuch kahna padta hai ...lol.....😆 achcha !!! tho aap hume zindagi ki philosophy sikha rahi ho.....achcha batao woh kya important batein hain.....lol
khair tho aap ko time ki malumaath chahiye kyun? kahan ka chahiye ? pakistan india mein iss waqt 6.am hai....uk mein 1.30 am america mein abhi shaam dhali hai magreb ka waqt hai....

dekho ab aur kya important baat ho sakti hai ke tum ko hum ne teeq teeq time batadiya hai.....😉
chalo ab ek mazaak ho jaaye...kyun?

A student and a Doctor loved the same girl.

student started giving an apple to the girl everyday.

Doctor asked: WHY ??

student said : An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare dus saal kaise beete?

Pati: Ek second ki tarah.

Patni: Agar main tumse $10000 mangu toh kaisa lagega?

Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.

Patni: Jara $10000 dena toh

Pati: Abhi deta hu ek second mein :P

Buyer to seller: Is it a faithful dog?

Seller: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.