funny shayri & jokes part 2

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#51

Class Me madam ne kaha sab apne apne "lover" ke naam paper pe likho
2 minite bad ladke bole complete mam!
5 minute bad ladkiya boli Supplimentery copy Plz 🤣🤣🤣

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Ek ladka apni girlfrnd ka cell chori se dekhta he ki usne mera number kis name se save kiya he... JAAN...JAANU...ya...SWEETU.

usne apne cell se call kiya to dekha girlfrnd ke cell pe
likha aa raha tha " MURGA NO.-5 " calling... 🤣🤣🤣

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#53

Boy- Chalo, kisi viran jagah chalte hai
Girl- Tum aesi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy- Bilkul nahi..
Girl- To phir rehne do 🤣🤣🤣

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#54

Doctor puts new EAR implants to a man.

Man: You fraud, you gave me a woman's ear?

Doctor: It makes no difference.

Man: It does! Now I hear everything
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but understand NOTHING :P🤣🤣🤣

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#55

Dr.-tabiyat kesi hai?
Mariz-pehle se zyada kharab hai.
Dr.-dawai khali thi kya?
M-nahi dawai to bhari hui thi.
Dr-i mean dawai le li thi?
M-ji,medical se le li thi.
Dr-bebkoof dawai pee li thi kya?
M-nahi dawai to laal thi.
Dr-haramzade dawai ko pi lia tha kya?
M-nahi sahab peelia to mujhe tha.. 🤣🤣🤣

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#56

While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students.

"As you can see," he says, "the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched."

The doctor turns to one of the students and asks, "What would you do in a case like this?"

"Well," ponders the student, "I suppose I'd limp, too." 🤣🤣