I saw this and thought of the story as it is being narrated right now .Did make me wonder how many still think it is watchable ...and what about those who are not in sync with the tale as it is unfolding ?
Let us have a healthy discussion without bashing as this I presume is the purpose of this forum >
Courtesy Sanaa629 ( thank you dear for making it look so frothy )
Asad: Hi there. Uhh, my name is Asad Ahmed Khan. And well, I'm here to talk about my family. I mean I don't talk much, but my wife, Zoya, says I should. So here goes.
Zoya. She's the light of my life. No kidding. And after a lot of difficulties thanks to Tanveer, we finally got married. Oh by the way, did I mention Tanveer is my ex best friend? Oh wait, I should pay her more respect, she's now my step mother in law. I guess that means my step mother in law, who also happened to be my best friend once upon a time, tried to kill my family, sleep with me, and kill my present wife! She fits the 'step' criteria quite well doesn't she? Quite the stereotype. But don't think badly of her, she only did all that to give support to her unborn child, who, by the way, should be born by now. Not sure what's taking him/her so long. But we digress. Oh, the baby you ask? Hah, funny story there.
*looks awakwardly around*
The baby is my sister's husband's child. It was an accident. He's a good man otherwise. Really he is. So that makes my eldest nephew/niece my brother/sister in law as well! Pretty complicated huh? It could be worse I guess. Maybe I left out the detail that my wife's real father is my step mother's brother. Not by blood, but brother all the same. And she and my father are the reason my mother cried for seventeen years non stop. Oh but don't worry about this. All is well now.
I didn't know you knew about that story. Well, let me tell you in detail then. Basically, I gave up my going to be wife to my step brother, whom I adore so much, so that my step sister won't commit suicide. There's a huge issue about her dusky complexion, making her unable to get married, and somewhere her in laws said they wouldn't get their son married to her if her brother didn't bring his wife home. His wife, who is my wife, wasn't really his wife. It was just a misunderstanding, see.
How? Well, basically both were running from gundas, and got into this quick marriage thing to hide from them. Coincindentally, both said 'yes' three times on the phone so the Qazi pronounced them married. He was a great person, awed by the fact two rich people had a simple marriage! He was so proud of the simplistic, non attention grabbing style of marriage two people from a rich household held, that he decided to announce it to the public and make a big deal out if it anyway! Okay, I'll have to agree with you. Quite the paradox is it not? He had good intentions. Please don't think him bad. Anyway, I stopped the whole conference in time. And regarding the Nikaah, dont let me delve into details of Islam. I'd rather talk about 'tehzeeb' 'tameez' and 'hayaa'. Pssst. I'll tell you a secret, please don't tell anyone. All three took a trip to Switzerland when I had my bachelor's party! I couldn't stand Zoya in a mini skirt underneath my roof, but had no issue watching a horde of barely dressed girls at my party dancing to sensual songs. This can be our dirty little secret eh?
So where were we? Yes, when the going to be in laws refused to accept her unless my fiance went over to my brother's house as his wife, my step sister, whom I'd barely said ten words to all my life, decided to commit suicide. No, she's not an airhead, please don't judge her, her first alliance had already been broken because of the constant taunts of her complexion and greed of money.
I don't know if I really want to tell you the first.. oh go ahead. You already know everything else. Yeah, her first alliance happened to be with my sister's husband.. No they weren't married then. But they were in love. Yes my sister hid it from me. I should mention my step sister got married into the same family that insulted her a lot and showed their greed for money. But see, all is really well now. I think. Besides the fact my brother/sister in law will be my nephew as well. That's just.. odd. And that my mother in law once upon a time tried to seduce me and accused me of raping her. See, I would have thought that was my child! Then that would make my potential child my brother/sister in law!
No you're right. This is REALLY REALLY weird. That's maybe why I'm losing my mind and forgetting the beloved brother I sacrificed my beloved fiancee for.
Oh shit. You didn't know about that did you. Basically, my wife's step sister fell in love with my step brother since childhood. He left her to make something of himself, and she seems to have fallen for this new guy who might or might not be Zoya's best friend from childhood. My brother also loved the girl dearly when he came to his senses, but I've given my blessings to the new couple without sparing my brother a single thought.
Complicated life? Tell me- Heyy don't run off!!! I haven't told you about how my wife's father had a hand in murdering his wife but has pined for their daughter ever since! That's got to stand for something doesn't it? Hullo... Where are you? Okay, clearly they're not coming back. I should keep this tale to myself shouldn't I?
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