Originally posted by: mochhug
Here's one. It's not so much funny, as it is a good way to get out of the most embarrassing moment involving your crush: Telling him you like him.
So I was sitting in my room one night and I hadn't talked to my crush in a few days. (We were pretty good friends, mind you, barely went a day or two without talking at least once. Be it for homework, random chatting and whatnot). I typed out the words "I like you" on a text message and even put his name in the recipient. Dunno why I did that. Don't ask me. I really don't know. And without realizing, yup, you guessed it, I SENT IT.
I started to panic. I was sweating, thinking OH GOD what will he say, will be awkward, he'll never talk to me again. I was seriously freaking out.
Then I get a text from him and he's like "I know this isn't Monica."
Now you all must be confused. I was for a split second too. But you see, all my friends teased me that I liked him (and he heard all this but thought nothing of it, or at least if he did never told me).
So I sat there, thinking, I could get out of this, just tell him it's a friend. But then, before I thought about it any more, I found myself replying back "Yes it is." Again don't ask me what possessed me to do such a thing.
He then called my phone, and I STARTED TO FLIP OUT!
But of course I had to answer or he would think I was avoiding him. UGH.
So I did, and I said "See? It is me."
"Oh" he says.
"Yeaaah" I reply.
"Sooo, maybe we should talk about this at school tomorrow" he conlcludes.
Part of me wanted to say yes. Part of me wanted to hang up. And another smaller part of me wanted to start avoiding him then and there.
But instead an idea popped into my head. Both a test, AND a way to get out of this.
"APRIL FOOLS!" 😆
And he sighed, relieved. So I got my answer. I WAS BEET RED. Imagining so many different scenarios. But hey, at least I knew he didn't like me, and he didn't think I liked him.
SO problem solved!
😆 Dunno why I felt like sharing that