How to embarrass yourself in front of your crush! - Page 2

Originally posted by: darkangel93

OH MY GOD!!!!!! you are one HELL of a person!!! 🤣

but trust me, i'm as pathetic as you are! (no offence!) 😆 i have a crush on this guy in my college and whenever i see him, i kinda loose my senses. and end up acting like a TOTAL moron!!!! at least BOB heard you talking about licking cream off some actor's abs. MY crush heard me talking about how tough it must be for guys to shave their balls!!!!! oh MY GOD i DIED of embarrassment, that day!!!! i was literally about to kill my friend who was laughing her head off, standing beside me!!! 😡 🤣

so we're kinda on the same boat, sister!!! 😆

Originally posted by: Irresistible.

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I've had so many crushes, and so many embarrassing encounters wiv em 🤣

Lemme share mine ;)

1: in year 10 (two years ago) we went to the pool for a school swimming carnival thing.

I couldnt and still can't swim, so I was just wearing normal clothes ie. shorts + top, and me and mah friends were talking, sitting on the edge of the pool thing, near the deep end (4.5m 🤣).

So i was sitting on the edge of the pool, I couldnt and still can't swim and a guy pushed me into the pool.

A guy pushed me into the pool and I screamed like a goddamn witch, and mah PE teacher had to jump in to save me.

(the whole school was there, btw)

When I was out and had finally calmed my farm, and started to colorfully swear at everything I saw, I got pushed a little again, (thank GOD I was on the goddamn mounds this time) and I just got sooo damn pissed off.

(I got pushed into a f**king pool infront of the whole school a few minutes ago man whaddya expect.)

So I turned around and started swearing and telling at the person who lil' pushed me.

I have amazing luck btw, cos the person infront of me was the one and only, MAH GOD DAMN CRUSH.

He was just looking at me, smiling in a 'you are so amusing' way, and I shutted up and just stared up at him (he was a head taller than me) and he's like, "Sardeep, I just thought I'd come check on you, that fall looked pretty damn scary,"

I told him to f**k off.

He asked me if I was okay and I quickly said yes and ran off to the ladies change room which had 50 naked middle aged women running around.

So I ran back outside and he was still there, tho this time laughing at me.

I died.

End of.

I have more too, imma add them later on cos I have dinnah :P

<3

xx

Originally posted by: ButterflyKisses

Before I share one, I just wanna say that this is a really great idea, and ur really funny! 😆
why thank you *blush*

Ok, this one is about my bestie and her crush, in 7th grade. (I'm going into 8th.) Let's call her Blah. Blah likes this boy who totally likes her (he makes it VERY obvious). (Just btw, I tend to ramble a lot, and I'm 13, still in middle school. 😳 ❤️) aww, that's adorable! but now I feel old!

Alrighty! So, I was in school in the morning minding my own business. I live in the US, so I only have one friend in school (besides family) who gets my Bollywood/Desi obsessions. So, I was thinking about AsYa (of course), and then IT HIT ME. (This was totally, 100% MY idea!)
Oh dear, I think I learnt this lesson in middle school too, the holi color thing, what the hell was I thinking. Reality is not even close to movies/tv shows.

Zoya is always falling, and Asad always catches her. And then there's music and stuff. So, I thought someones could push Blah, while she was really close to her crush, and he would catch her! (I know, I'm delusional.) Then, we could throw roses (shredded pieces of paper) and play slow music (have someone sing.)! I told this idea to Blah, and she was like, "You watch WAY too many movies." Very true! 😆 And then I told my good friend, Bleurgh. (Yeah, let's just call her Bleurgh.)

Later in the afternoon, me, Blah, and Bleurgh were walking down the hallway. Blah's crush was there, at his locker. I didn't do anything, just nudged Blah, and kept walking. But, Bleurgh stayed behind Blah, and pushed her right into her crush. (Yes, Bleurgh can be devious like that. 😈) 🤣

Blah shrieked really loudly, "What the?!" and she FELL right on her crush!!! And there was me, laughing my head off! (I'm known in school for always giggling. 😆) 🤣 🤣 🤣

I feel so bad now, she must've been SO embarrassed! 😳 (But it's ok, he still obviously likes her. I don't get why the heck they aren't dating, but whatever. )

After that, Blah was annoyed with me for coming up with that idea, but she was FURIOUS at Bleurgh. 😡 🤣

OMG BAHAHAHA I feel so bad for Blah. But damn that was funny! This is adorbs, really.

Ahhh, good times. 🤣

If u enjoyed my crappy story about Me, Blah, Bleurgh, and Blah's crush, I have many more! I have some about Bleurgh's crush as well, and a few about my own! I'll share them if u liked this one. :)

Please, be my guest. It was very entertaining.

-Fari 😳 ❤️