AMAZING POST! 👏 I fell in love with it the moment I read the title😆
I loved reading everyone's embarrassing moments; so much so, that it inspired me to actually tell you guys some of mine! So just a little "about me"... I tend to embarrass myself on a DAILY BASIS (I know, face plam; I'm a lost cause)☺️ , so the stories never run out, but for the purpose of this thread, I'll just share the ones dealing with the male species 😛
BTW SORRY, IN ADVANCE... I TEND TO RAMBLE😳 also... FEEL FREE to laugh your butts off at me ... my body tends to ignore my brain most of the time, leading me to these moments
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Okay, I don't know how to start explaining THIS INCIDENT, so I'll give you a little background. Both Den and I are RAs at the dorm. He is kind of known to be the flirty kind. So for couple of months, (I'm talking since RA training to almost mid semester,) he has been flirting with me through text, sometimes face to face when we're alone working on a project. and I'M THE AWKWARD type. If I don't like the person back... Like, I won't know what to say... so I'll legit just "LOL" it out. 😕 I know. I know. I hate myself too.
So, he held this Paranormal Activites marathon at this building; and he had been sending me CONSTANT text messages reminding me of his program -_- (everyone at the dorms knows I LOVE HORROR MOVIES), and so after constant reminders AND being a fellow RA, I went to support his program along with the other RAs.
So I end up going like 1 hr. into the first paranormal activity movie (I never watched that series prior to this, cuz all my friends told me I won't get scared by it and it was crap). Okay, so the room was PACKED (some residents were sitting on the floor, some on top of each other -__- ), and WHAT DO YOU KNOW, there is ONE spot open on the sofa and that to next to him (my luck. the more i try to avoid this flirt, the more i find myself being put into situations with him -_-). My friend, who knows that Den has been flirting with me SAYS LOUDLY, " Maddi, why don't you sit next to den while i sit here (another chair) across the room. So I sit there. It's towards the middle of the movie and I was legit DEAD BORED. the movie DID NOT SCARE ME (yet). and this other RA, Louis noticed this. So he and Den were basically telling me how the second and third part is scarier than the first. Right when he said that, the scene came on where the lady was sitting on the chair... in the kitchen and the time read 3:00 pm. SO my freaken dear friend, Louis goes, "Maddi, don't worry about this scene. this is so stupid nothing scary happens since its 3pm... nothing happens at 3pm" and (me being the stupid, naive, idiot) im all like "why wont anything happen at 3pm?" and Louis goes "because its the holy hour and..." and he continues about something about Jesus being on the cross at 3 pm or something. Den starts nodding his head in agreement. MOST RESIDENTS even agreed and they were like yeah, true. SO I BOUGHT THE STORY (face, please meet my palm). and im like "OH. well thats not a surprise. this is a stupid movie. im not even scared." AND THEN BOOM (you know how in scary movies, theres that dead quietness before they deafen you with the loud background scary music... yeah, it was that)! ALL THE KITCHEN DRAWERS OPEN (if you watched the movie, you know what I'm talking about). I SCREAMED SO LOUD (and that too in the cheesy blonde girl high pitch type of way).
It's not my fault! I didn't expect that scene to happen since all of my friggin buddies convinced me with that nothing happens at 3pm bullshit. I hate them for setting me up! UGH.
Okay here is the embarrassing part, sorry it took so long to get to it, but I REALLY JUST want you guys to feel WHAT I WAS FEELING AT THAT MOMENT.
after that LOUD sound from the movie, (simultaneously with my high pitched scream) MY FRIGGIN LEGS (they seriously have a mind of their own) LEAPED... I REPEAT... LEAPED out from the floor AND FRIGGIN landed on TOP OF HIS LAP! I KID. YOU . NOT. omg my legs legit moved like fish out of the water, i mean LEGIT JUMPED OUT AND MOVED SIDEWAYS ON TOP OF HIS LAP! i don't even think i'm explaining this right. MY HANDS GRABBED HIS BICEPS and somehow my face landed on his FREAKEN CHEST!
I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF (... after I realized what actually occured). I am dying just remembering that. I cannot tell you how badly I just wanted to die. Like I'm not even sure if you guys can feel my pain and embarrassment or if I'm even describing the situation properly. But it was PURE EMBARRASSMENT.
DEN STARTED BURSTING OUT LAUGHING, along with Louis and THE OTHER RESIDENTS. and then FRIGGIN LOUIS starts mocking me by saying, "oh yeah, I'm not scared of this movie... (something I said prior to that scene). OMG i was so embarrassed. needless to say, I obviously took control of my body and COMPOSED myself into a very lady-like manner on the seat.
YOU THINK THAT WAS THE WORST PART OF THE NIGHT... think again.
So now we're almost towards the end of the 2nd movie. And somehow Den got pretty close and his hands were around my shoulders (but he wasn't really holding my shoulders... u know what i mean? -.^
So, im bored again and im looking around trying to make eye contact with my friend so we can leave (cuz i was seriously tired) and SOMEHOW MY FRIGGIN EYES LAND ON HIS ... area... ☺️ OMG I SWEAR I am NOT A PERV. but i saw like a bump... so i got curious... <.< (girls... i hope you can see where I am going). And it didn't hit me WHAT that BUMP was? So im legit starting at it, trying to figure out what that bump was and why he had a bump on that area to begin with! (KILL. ME. NOW). and then FINALLY, IT HIT ME WHAT IT WAS. I was so shocked I immediately looked up to make sure he didn't witness all this... (but do you think my luck would even allow me that mercy?) THERE HE WAS. LOOKING AT ME. LOOKING AT HIS... . ☺️ YOU can just imagine what kind of emotional turmoil flushed through my body at that second. I am pretty sure I MENTALLY SLAPPED myself 100,000 times at that second!
OH. MY. GOD. He was legit looking at me in an amused kind of way (that bitch. ugh i hate him for witnessing me looking at it! ugh i hate myself for being so stupid and for staring at it till i understood what it actually was... WHY GOD must i be so curious). I legit just looked back at the TV. i REFUSED to make eye contact with him the rest of the night. OMG I CANNOT EXPRESS TO YOU HOW EMBARRASSED I WAS.
Okay, That's all I can say rn or else I think my cheeks will POP!
I will add some more, worse moments later... IF i even find the nerve too! hahah
please excuse all the grammatical and spelling errors. I just CANNOT go back and reread all that. 😳
- Maddi
Edited by LoranMaddiLee - 12 years ago
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