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MentalExotica

@MentalExotica

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+ 6

Posted: 12 years ago

#41

Holy mother of naintara falls this is the best Kadka OS I have read in a very long time. I was hoping for consummation but I love gutterplay more. I am dead thad fainting and in dire need of CPR from Asad

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madmaxine

@madmaxine

Inactive

+ 7

Posted: 12 years ago

#42

Kostin: How long will this day last? Kyunki clearly Iss raat ki subah nahin.

Zoya woke up today, brushed her teeth, faked going to the parlor, accidentally poisoned her half sister, got kicked out of home, got engaged at the airport, only to get semi-disengaged back at home. Meanwhile half sister hung on to life, went to the gates of heaven, returned, came home, and put her family's mind so much at rest that they left her alone and went to a wedding that very evening. In the meanwhile, Zoya almost got electrocuted, but was saved by Mr.I'm so electric I'm immune to electricity. Then he hugged her tight, but denied the engagement was true, then drowned in his own drool when he saw her decked up like a Christmas tree at the wedding. Then, his mom was insulted by her (excuse my language) souten, at the party, so she declares her son will be married in 10 days. Then they go home and Mommy asks Sonny about eleventeen times if he loves Zoya. To which he says...absolutely nothing.

If I were Zoya, I'd eat a tub of Haagen Daaz Rum 'n Raisin, crawl into bed and hope tomorrow doesn't come for a looong time.

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EXPELLIARMUS

@EXPELLIARMUS

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+ 8

Posted: 12 years ago

#43

Originally posted by: MentalExotica
Holy mother of naintara falls this is the best Kadka OS I have read in a very long time. I was hoping for consummation but I love gutterplay more. I am dead thad fainting and in dire need of CPR from Asad

Heer's sumthin 4 U deer😳

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EXPELLIARMUS

@EXPELLIARMUS

Rocker

+ 8

Posted: 12 years ago

#44

Originally posted by: serialjunkie
yeh post ab thak khula hai, band nahi?

Badhaiyan Badhaiyan

Yeh post humaari wajah se nahi, humaare baawajood bhi khula hai.

Itz awl haff hiddenz meaningz.

Edited by EXPELLIARMUS - 12 years ago

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maana

@maana

Voyager

Posted: 12 years ago

#45

Good 2 see the Chamelis back..
I was a silent reader of ur threads on the forum that cant b named..

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Sarah

@ifsaal044

Voyager

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

#46

Aap?! Yahaan?

I never show up at this forum. For whatever reason, my parents were watching and I just had a gag fest. Thought I would see if anyone else had the same thoughts and here you are. Hamri Kismat kul gayi.

Kostin: Why does Ayaan look like he got electrocuted?

Kostin: When will Zoya ever figure out she has an Engineering Degree?

Kostin: How long does it take for two people to get out of their awkward stage? Was it Asad's wood that kept him from getting electrocuted?

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EXPELLIARMUS

@EXPELLIARMUS

Rocker

+ 8

Posted: 12 years ago

#47

Originally posted by: ifsaal044
Aap?! Yahaan?

I never show up at this forum. For whatever reason, my parents were watching and I just had a gag fest. Thought I would see if anyone else had the same thoughts and here you are. Hamri Kismat kul gayi.

Kostin: Why does Ayaan look like he got electrocuted?

Kostin: When will Zoya ever figure out she has an Engineering Degree?

Kostin: How long does it take for two people to get out of their awkward stage? Was it Asad's wood that kept him from getting electrocuted?

@Bold: LOLz m tink guttermindz

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.BainGan.

@.BainGan.

Explorer

Posted: 12 years ago

#48

Res..

i'm reserving here so that i can easily find this thread..this is something very new for me i'm totally loving all discussions...😛😛😛

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Bibliobibulus

@Bibliobibulus

Dazzler

+ 5

Posted: 12 years ago

#49

Originally posted by: madmaxine
Kostin: How long will this day last? Kyunki clearly Iss raat ki subah nahin.

Zoya woke up today, brushed her teeth, faked going to the parlor, accidentally poisoned her half sister, got kicked out of home, got engaged at the airport, only to get semi-disengaged back at home. Meanwhile half sister hung on to life, went to the gates of heaven, returned, came home, and put her family's mind so much at rest that they left her alone and went to a wedding that very evening. In the meanwhile, Zoya almost got electrocuted, but was saved by Mr.I'm so electric I'm immune to electricity. Then he hugged her tight, but denied the engagement was true, then drowned in his own drool when he saw her decked up like a Christmas tree at the wedding. Then, his mom was insulted by her (excuse my language) souten, at the party, so she declares her son will be married in 10 days. Then they go home and Mommy asks Sonny about eleventeen times if he loves Zoya. To which he says...absolutely nothing.

If I were Zoya, I'd eat a tub of Haagen Daaz Rum 'n Raisin, crawl into bed and hope tomorrow doesn't come for a looong time.

If past experience counts for anything, ek aur week toh banta hai.. But then looks like subah is about to happen.. So did we break the three week record? I've lost count..