Calling all Chamelis: QH for dummies - A guide - Page 4

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Posted: 12 years ago
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yeh post ab thak khula hai, band nahi?

Badhaiyan Badhaiyan
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Is this show about women empowerment? Because I see all the women doing stunts here

They have given cat calls a whole new meaning
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Posted: 12 years ago
#33

Originally posted by: EXPELLIARMUS

Da kadka OS updated on Pg 1.😳


'M DAD. BAS. 😳

Juhi, come here you. *Attack hug*


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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: madmaxine


'M DAD. BAS. 😳

Juhi, come here you. *Attack hug*



Juhiii

you da awesome consummator!!
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: EXPELLIARMUS

Da Kadka pataka OS



Hello Hi forumwasio

Bhelcum bak awl da Chamelis frm da vanvaas 👏

Warning: Before reading, pliss drink dis

Or dis



Or dis is even better







Attyre: Hasad in the pom-pom salwaar kammez nd Khoya in da black suit
Sorry galti se mistak ho gaya, reverse attyre and shows plz 🤣


Scenario: Da Live wire hut in da new York

(No mistak der frnz, it really existz)



Hasad: Qubool hai.


Khoya: Allah Miyan, I didn't even ask U anythin yet!😲


Hasad: M jus tryin to speed da pace of da show be4 M tempted 2 quit, ya?


Khoya? Ur tempted? Y dint U say so be4? Cum heer U!



Dey get close 2 each otha.
Two bright meaningful New york eyes look deep into da deep twinkling tycoon eyes😳

Sensations flows down der spines nd flows nd flows until it reaches da nearby gutter.

But DAN Hasad stops, nd sees sumthin in da gutter

He goes inside, (into da gutter, LOLz dnt tink gutterminz heer)😆
Nd thrusts nd pulls and thrusts nd pulls until da end

Nd DAN he finally pulls out da live wire dat he saw in da gutter.👏

Rabba Ve in BG.

(Oops, sorry galti se wrong show again)🤣

Khoya runs up to him nd fiddles wid his nostrils

DAN dey roll around wid da Live wire (Electric passion nd awl dat, ya?)😳

Der heartbeats are causing aciditty in da core of der tummies

Dey roll around sum mor

Nd DAN

Hut-Live wire-consummation DONE.




Nd now U awl see dis:








Because dey awl plateaud nd ran away.👏




Oof if dat was too hot DAN M tink U awl need ur partners now😳

Those who don't haf partners Allah Miyan unki raksha karna!




Shakespeare couldn't have said it better. Aap toh chaa gayi.

It was like reading The Tempest and Hamlet all in one. With Othello for dessert.

I need a partner now. Too hot here. 😛

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Yeh lo, ek aur...Asad uncle ke sherwani pe itne saare buttons kyun hain? Yes, I in spam mode 😛
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: Poonam786

And this is what was missing from this forum.. Now that the laughs are present and accounted for, the forum is complete.. :)


Oh how sweet!

Pata toh chala, humein kitna miss kiya jaata hai. 😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: BlahBytes

I am a regular watcher and still have a kostin - What was the guy; who thinks he knows how to strum the guitar (yes! that nags me constantly almost as much the meows); doing when Mr&Mrs Khan were bhaang romancing on Bol Na Halke Halke? He did lock them up immediately after...


He went to sign his movie contract, no? In the dark. Chupke Chupke.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: madmaxine


He went to sign his movie contract, no? In the dark. Chupke Chupke.


Oh ho...toh kya Subhash Ghai ne bhi inn dono ko dance karte dekh liya?
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Zoya Farooqui is an orphan from New York who was clearly raised in Jharkhand portion of the Bronx.


Is dat like dat hut in da forest in da Vasant vihaar?

Oops wrong location again🤣

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