Calling all Chamelis: QH for dummies

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madmaxine

@madmaxine

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+ 7

Posted: 12 years ago

Hola peeps!

Most of you don't know me, 'cos me and my friends (Ze Chamelis) used to be on The Forum that Cannot Be Named as we watched the show That Could Not Name Love. Alas, that show ended, and so did our spamming. Temporarily. Today we decided on a one time revival. Because we were bored.

So, most of my friends haven't watched QH. (Deep, emotional issues with the PH. Most of them were scarred from the last experience) But I am thicker skinned. Also easily bored. So I have watched the last few months. So, in order to introduce them to the show proper, I present:

QH for Dummies: A Guide

The Story

Asad Ahmad Khan is a rich tycoon with emotional issues due to a dark past that involved his father having an extra-marital...(sound familiar? It's not. It's totally different!) because he didn't have an extra-marital affair. He had an extra-marital WIFE. 2 wives. Kids with both of them. One is distressingly good. The other has hair like Diana Ross and acts like well...she barely acts. She mostly hangs out like a limp dishrag.

Zoya Farooqui is an orphan from New York who was clearly raised in Jharkhand portion of the Bronx. Her accent is distinctly North Indian from New York. She's also bubbly, chirpy, slightly crazy and calls on Allah Miyan for assistance all the time.

Zoya and Asad fall in love. But they cannot reveal their love because Asad's mother loves Zoya and wants him to marry her. That is the biggest problem. Kyunki, agar Mummy, miya, aur biwi raazi, toh Gul kya khaak show banaegi?

These lovers are separated by verbal constipation, a scheming cat woman type villain, a brainy Moriarty level villain who gets slapped around by a woman who's around 75, a missing step brother (his hair quit!), and most importantly: Live Wires that bring them closer, only to take them further apart.

Kyunki...as we all know, Chamelis. Nafrat paas na aane de, electricity door na jaane de. Allah Miyan! Ye Asad current se immune hai kya? How casually he throws live wires in and out of water without gloves. He is an Earthing device, maybe.

Any kostins? I will do my best to answer. Special mention to the person who solves the cat music conundrum.

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@serialjunkie

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 12 years ago

Mitwa, Ishq pe zor nahi

gadi pe control nahi

visa hai koi joke nahi

road hai koi obstacle course nahi

airport hai koi Shopping mall nahi

Dilli ki traffic hai, new york nahi

Suit hai track suit nahi

Boarding gate hai koi Bazaar nahi

Lady Police hai koi Sari model nahi

USA ki flight hai koi kalapani nahi

Officer Deshbhakth hai koi Idi amin nahi

Kha joonga par but no Visa, nahi, nahi, nahi!

Background music hai koi chhoot-thi hui train nahi

Finger Ring hai koi Boxing rink nahi

KSG ka sunder chehra hai koi Steroid experiment gone bad nahi

Engagement hai koi Pallu Visa nahi

Visa Officer ki Pathli Moonch hai koi narrow gauge Rail nahi

Zoya yahin hai koi Khoya nahi

Drama hai koi engagement nahi

Chalo engagement hi sahi forced marriage tho nahi

Hospital hai koi Gusal Khana nahi

Gusal Khana hai, koi Museum of contemporary art nahi

(ki athay jaathay sub khaday huay Zoya ka gusal khan dekh rahe hain? Mummiji aur Jungli billi out of the bathroom pleej)

Ab Kostins ki baari hai koi sawal jawab nahi

Shirt Khula aur niyath mein koi khot nahi?

Billo Rani hai Meow Meow Meow nahi?

Lucknow ka current hai, ismay koi dum nahi?

Buri nazar wali tera mooh Acid se kala?

Budhiya Calling Bhudiya hai Karthik calling Karthik nahi?

Wire ka Source Idhar hai, Miss Farooki ka bathroom nahi?

Plug utharna asaan hai, Khan Saheb, Ms Farooki ka skinny jeans nahi?

Aur yeh jo baar baar Jungli Billi music hai na?

Baada hi bore hai humein Qubool nahi

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MentalExotica

@MentalExotica

Rocker

+ 6

Posted: 12 years ago

I will ask Kostin and also try to solve pointless

H ow and when will the baddua come into effect? Please answer with timeline and sketches

Did asad have wood on him cos clearly bijli giri haan bijli giri? (Gutter minds never activated)

How far are asad and Zoya from each other because clearly they share a house, what's the whole aap itne door kyon hai?

What are the constituents of the poison cos clearly sister still has perfect make up and her hair looks like sunshine to me?

To answer your Kostin about the cat BG score is previously on 'lost' snakes never hissed, the couples never kissed, so let the billi 'meow'

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CravingKhana

@CravingKhana

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

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Hola, Bonjour, Salut, Namaste Vanakam, suswagatam, Vandanam phew I am just waking up

kinda lost me spamming skills (like i had them before..but lets just pretend..so i am part of the gang)

Ok so Kostins...

how iz da Eye Sax...?

how is the catching skills...trippin yet...(or is it just me doing all da trippin)...

SO any loud face paint on poignant charactor...

a Loud God Calling bad now but good again close one...

any twitching?

Bolo na...

oh and most imp any Bad Arse notes to fandom courtesy forum 32...kya hai na the drama is best off screen...

can I get the pop corn,,,am I Qubool Hei

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EXPELLIARMUS

@EXPELLIARMUS

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+ 8

Posted: 12 years ago

Da Kadka pataka OS

Hello Hi forumwasio

Bhelcum bak awl da Chamelis frm da vanvaas 👏

Warning: Before reading, pliss drink dis

Or dis

Or dis is even better

Attyre: Hasad in the pom-pom salwaar kammez nd Khoya in da black suit

Sorry galti se mistak ho gaya, reverse attyre and shows plz 🤣

Scenario: Da Live wire hut in da new York

(No mistak der frnz, it really existz)

Hasad: Qubool hai.

Khoya: Allah Miyan, I didn't even ask U anythin yet!😲

Hasad: M jus tryin to speed da pace of da show be4 M tempted 2 quit, ya?

Khoya? Ur tempted? Y dint U say so be4? Cum heer U!

Dey get close 2 each otha.

Two bright meaningful New york eyes look deep into da deep twinkling tycoon eyes😳

Sensations flows down der spines nd flows nd flows until it reaches da nearby gutter.

But DAN Hasad stops, nd sees sumthin in da gutter

He goes inside, (into da gutter, LOLz dnt tink gutterminz heer)😆

Nd thrusts nd pulls and thrusts nd pulls until da end

Nd DAN he finally pulls out da live wire dat he saw in da gutter.👏

Rabba Ve in BG.

(Oops, sorry galti se wrong show again)🤣

Khoya runs up to him nd fiddles wid his nostrils

DAN dey roll around wid da Live wire (Electric passion nd awl dat, ya?)😳

Der heartbeats are causing aciditty in da core of der tummies

Dey roll around sum mor

Nd DAN

Hut-Live wire-consummation DONE.

Nd now U awl see dis:

Because dey awl plateaud nd ran away.👏

Oof if dat was too hot DAN M tink U awl need ur partners now😳

Those who don't haf partners Allah Miyan unki raksha karna!

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madmaxine

@madmaxine

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+ 7

Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: serialjunkie
Mitwa, Ishq pe zor nahi
gadi pe control nahi
visa hai koi joke nahi
road hai koi obstacle course nahi
airport hai koi Shopping mall nahi
Dilli ki traffic hai, new york nahi
Suit hai track suit nahi

Boarding gate hai koi Bazaar nahi
Lady Police hai koi Sari model nahi
USA ki flight hai koi kalapani nahi
Officer Deshbhakth hai koi Idi amin nahi
Kha joonga par but no Visa, nahi, nahi, nahi!
Background music hai koi chhoot-thi hui train nahi
Finger Ring hai koi Boxing rink nahi

KSG ka sunder chehra hai koi Steroid experiment gone bad nahi
Engagement hai koi Pallu Visa nahi
Visa Officer ki Pathli Moonch hai koi narrow gauge Rail nahi
Zoya yahin hai koi Khoya nahi
Drama hai koi engagement nahi
Chalo engagement hi sahi forced marriage tho nahi
Hospital hai koi Gusal Khana nahi