Calling all Chamelis: QH for dummies - A guide - Page 3

Originally posted by: MentalExotica

I will ask Kostin and also try to solve pointless

What are the constituents of the poison cos clearly sister still has perfect make up and her hair looks like sunshine to me?

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

more kostins

how does mummiji see inside Zoya's bathroom

Yeh bathroom hai ko thoroughfare nahi??

Originally posted by: madmaxine

He had an extra-marital WIFE. 2 wives. Kids with both of them. One is distressingly good. The other has hair like Diana Ross and acts like well...she barely acts. She mostly hangs out like a limp dishrag.

Zoya Farooqui is an orphan from New York who was clearly raised in Jharkhand portion of the Bronx. Her accent is distinctly North Indian from New York. She's also bubbly, chirpy, slightly crazy and calls on Allah Miyan for assistance all the time.

Zoya and Asad fall in love. But they cannot reveal their love because Asad's mother loves Zoya and wants him to marry her. That is the biggest problem. Kyunki, agar Mummy, miya, aur biwi raazi, toh Gul kya khaak show banaegi?

Kyunki...as we all know, Chamelis. Nafrat paas na aane de, electricity door na jaane de. Allah Miyan! Ye Asad current se immune hai kya? How casually he throws live wires in and out of water without gloves. He is an Earthing device, maybe.

Any kostins? I will do my best to answer. Special mention to the person who solves the cat music conundrum.

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

another kostin

Ishq pe zor kyon nahi?

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