Scene--- Prosecution of Mausi, Munna, and Rani in Court.
Prosecutor
Defense Lawyer
Prida, Savni and Varni also present.
Maasi,munna, rani in identical Orange jumpsuits (Prison attire)
Jury--- Pridaholics, Savnians and Varnians
Day 1--Munna's case
Judge--- People ..please calm down.....Let the prosecutor begin the case.
Prosecutor-- Thank you Sir. So where was I...hmmm...I request Mrs. Damini Saxena to be on the stand please.
Judge--- Sure.
Damini walks to the stand.....sits down firmly with her typical ga shi ga ga back ground score.
Prosecutor-- So, Mrs. Damini Saxena, put your right hand up and take the oath that whatever you'll tell will be the truth.
Damini-- Yes.
Prosecutor--- Now, tell me what happened that night in detail.
Damini-- I was in my room with my Hushhhhhband and having a gala time watching the moon and stuff...
Prosecutor--- Ma'am not that detailed...please....to the point...
Damini (frowns a lil)--- Alright, so I was by the window and then i saw someone in the garden. I went out and noticed it was Munna..and he had been facing Roshni's room. So I quickly went inside and then...........................................................................................................
Audience "haaawww's" loudly...with open mouths
Jhan and Mru are already throwing angry looks at Munna sitting timidly in his orange jumpsuit across from them.
Prosecutor--- then what Damini?
Damini-- then i saw something that made me want to puke out gallons of pukity puke! I saw Munna sniifing the blow dryer.
Audience "eeeewwwing" and Judge looking at Munna with strange expressions.
Prosecutor--- Munna, is that true? Were you sniffing the Blow dryer?
Munna--- huuh....Jee Sar (he's says Sir with accent)
Prosecutor--- What?! What were you doing?
Munna -- Ae lo! I said it just now...I was shniffiiing the blow dryer! (winks at Rani and Rani giggles)
Prosecutor--- No...i mean Why were you sniffing the blow dryer? Why?
Defence lawyer--- Objection! the prosecutor is creating confusion by iterating the questions again and again.
Judge--Objection over ruled! Continue prosecutor!
Munna-- because it smelled good!
Prosecutor-- Point to be Noted Your Honor! Munna sniffed the blow dryer because it smelled good.
Judge--point noted!
Prosecutor--- Now Damini, what else did you see.
Damini-- I saw him roll on the bed and continue sniffing!
Prosecutor--- Munna, why were you rolling on the bed and sniffing?
Munna-- Lo! karlo baat~! Because it smelled better while rolling on bed!
Prosecutor--- Point to be noted again~! Thank you Damini. Now I would like to call upon Mausi.
Judge --permission granted (he then puts on the biohazard face mask and so do others)
Prosecutor (sounds like Darth Vader with face mask on)--- Mausi...Did you send your son to Roshni's room?
Mausi---- moooey! Yesh....why any paroblem?
Prosecutor---Point to be noted....Mausi sent Munna to Roshni's room! Now mausi, why did you send him there?
Mausi--- Mooey! How do i know? I don't remember! Ask this moooiiii rani!
Prosecutor--- Rani, do you remember mausi sending munna to Roshni's room?
Rani----Oye! Haaai! Woh.....main ....woh.....Oye......Hai....woh...main....woh.....Oye....hai....woh...woh...main....woh...
Prosecutor----WHAT?!
Rani starts shedding tears.....
Rani----Oye...woh......Munna......woh.....Maaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! woh...woh....woh.....woh....woh.....woh......
Judge----What is this? Woh?
Rani---Woh
Defense lawyer--Woh what?
Rani--Woh....
Mausi---Moooiiii...
Rani--Woh....woh...
Munna---Budbug!
Prosecutor---Mooooey shut up!
Rani--- woh.....
Mausi--- Haaaayeee bewkoofo!
Judge---- Moooooooiiiiiii CHUP!
Rani--woh........
Everyone in the courtroom is going crazy!
All that one could hear was Rani's Woh's , Munna's Budbugs, Mausi's Mooiiiis and moooeeeys ..Judge on the floor as well.......
the prosecutor and the defence lawyer get in to a cat fight
Jury throwing rotten eggs on three orange suited people........
and mean while......the court door flings open........................
Bright light through the door..................
Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
In comes Veggie mumma.....up and riding on Toofan!
Eeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww!
Veggie----- KHAMOSH!
Veggie gets off of Toofan......hands off Kesar Milk bottle to Sameer and Avni.......Gun to Damini...Holster to Prithvi.....Big Teddy and Blow dryer to Roshni....and Camera to Varun.............
and then..................
TO BE CONTINUED!
this is stupid...i know...lol