Posted:
Thank you peeps for liking my silly attempt!🤗
Let me continue now-------->
Continuing from where we left off.....at the hustle and bustle in the Court room,......Veggie on Toofan....and Judge and Prosecutor and defence lawyer going nuts......
Yeah all that......was just a dream.......an illusion! Now just think...could Veggie ever Wake up?
Nah....right.....so
back to reality.....
The Previous Judge and Prosecutor get fired by the Pridaholics, Savnians and Varnians......
Welcome the new Judge-----Justice Diya
New Prosecutor Duo----- Attorneys Jhaan and Mru
Back to the Court room:
Judge Diya (banging her wooden hammer on Danny's head)---- Calm down People and the three orange suited pesty people! Continue your proceedings Attorney Jhaan.
Jhaan(puts her right hand forward and hi5's her partner Mru)--- Thank you Your Honor! Ahem...So I may call upon Mr. Prithvi "Hottie" Saxena on the witness stand please......
Prithvi walks to the witness stand in his usual style....Hottie hot hot style....The jury is going haawwwwww....Damini is fuming looking at the Jugde as well the prosecutor duo....
Jhaan--- Mr. Prithvi Saxena....Haaaaiiiiii.....You're so good looking...haaaaaiiii...hand shake.....please....
There Damini can't take it....and stands and up and shouts.....Ahem ahem
Jhaan (now with serious look on her face)--So Mr. Saxnea, what were you doing the night your wife caught Munna engaged in the sniffing and bed rolling trauma?
Prithvi---- I was in my room.
Jhaan--- What were you doing in your room?
Prithvi---- Thinking about Damnee...what else?! huh
Jhaan--- Why were you thinking about her?
Prithvi--- (Starts singing) Because.....
Let me continue now-------->
Continuing from where we left off.....at the hustle and bustle in the Court room,......Veggie on Toofan....and Judge and Prosecutor and defence lawyer going nuts......
Yeah all that......was just a dream.......an illusion! Now just think...could Veggie ever Wake up?
Nah....right.....so
back to reality.....
The Previous Judge and Prosecutor get fired by the Pridaholics, Savnians and Varnians......
Welcome the new Judge-----Justice Diya
New Prosecutor Duo----- Attorneys Jhaan and Mru
Back to the Court room:
Judge Diya (banging her wooden hammer on Danny's head)---- Calm down People and the three orange suited pesty people! Continue your proceedings Attorney Jhaan.
Jhaan(puts her right hand forward and hi5's her partner Mru)--- Thank you Your Honor! Ahem...So I may call upon Mr. Prithvi "Hottie" Saxena on the witness stand please......
Prithvi walks to the witness stand in his usual style....Hottie hot hot style....The jury is going haawwwwww....Damini is fuming looking at the Jugde as well the prosecutor duo....
Jhaan--- Mr. Prithvi Saxena....Haaaaiiiiii.....You're so good looking...haaaaaiiii...hand shake.....please....
There Damini can't take it....and stands and up and shouts.....Ahem ahem
Jhaan (now with serious look on her face)--So Mr. Saxnea, what were you doing the night your wife caught Munna engaged in the sniffing and bed rolling trauma?
Prithvi---- I was in my room.
Jhaan--- What were you doing in your room?
Prithvi---- Thinking about Damnee...what else?! huh
Jhaan--- Why were you thinking about her?
Prithvi--- (Starts singing) Because.....
That girl, like somethin off a poster
That girl, is a dime they say
That girl, is a gun to my holster
She's runnin through my mind all day, ay
Damini's clapping and thumkaoing....and grinning...big BIG time...and Prithvi too grinning shinning!
Suddenly---
That girl, is a dime they say
That girl, is a gun to my holster
She's runnin through my mind all day, ay
Damini's clapping and thumkaoing....and grinning...big BIG time...and Prithvi too grinning shinning!
Suddenly---
Jhaan---- ALRIGHT! we get it! We GET IT!...... Now did you notice something strange about Munna anytime?
Prithvi---(scratches his eyebrow with his right hand)---Hmmmmm.... may be. Darasal, you see, I was very busy noticing Damnee...i don't notice anything other than Damnee. But I think i once saw Munna grinning like crazy for no particular reason.... once or twice.
Jhaan--- Point to be NOTED Your Honor! Munna grins like crazy once or twice for no particular reason. Alright, you may go for now.......haaaaaayeeeeeeeee.....(assumes the serious face after hayeee)
Mru gets up and walks and Jhaan assumes the seat.
Mru--- Your Honor, if you may, I would like to call upon Varun Saxena on the witness stand.
Judge Diya (startles...she had been chomping on some nice butter popcorn...)---Permission granted.
Mru-- Thank you.
Varun walks up to the stand.......
Mru-- So Varun, tell me anything that you have noticed about Munna , mausi or rani that has left you thinking for a while.
Varun: Ji Bhaiya...
Mru--- Eyyyyy....you think I'm a bhaiyaa...?
Varun-- Ummm no....No way. You see I have been in the habit of starting my conversations with that phrase...so....sorry
Mru--- Ok ok....so tell us what you saw
Varun---- I saw them three discussing something twice ..something about police..jail....khoon ke aansoo...
Mru--- Point to be Noted Your Honor.....Them three were making some plans about khoon ke aansoo ...
Tell us more Varun...why did you hide this from your bhaiyaas and others?
Varun----(starts singing)----
Prithvi---(scratches his eyebrow with his right hand)---Hmmmmm.... may be. Darasal, you see, I was very busy noticing Damnee...i don't notice anything other than Damnee. But I think i once saw Munna grinning like crazy for no particular reason.... once or twice.
Jhaan--- Point to be NOTED Your Honor! Munna grins like crazy once or twice for no particular reason. Alright, you may go for now.......haaaaaayeeeeeeeee.....(assumes the serious face after hayeee)
Mru gets up and walks and Jhaan assumes the seat.
Mru--- Your Honor, if you may, I would like to call upon Varun Saxena on the witness stand.
Judge Diya (startles...she had been chomping on some nice butter popcorn...)---Permission granted.
Mru-- Thank you.
Varun walks up to the stand.......
Mru-- So Varun, tell me anything that you have noticed about Munna , mausi or rani that has left you thinking for a while.
Varun: Ji Bhaiya...
Mru--- Eyyyyy....you think I'm a bhaiyaa...?
Varun-- Ummm no....No way. You see I have been in the habit of starting my conversations with that phrase...so....sorry
Mru--- Ok ok....so tell us what you saw
Varun---- I saw them three discussing something twice ..something about police..jail....khoon ke aansoo...
Mru--- Point to be Noted Your Honor.....Them three were making some plans about khoon ke aansoo ...
Tell us more Varun...why did you hide this from your bhaiyaas and others?
Varun----(starts singing)----
Honthon mein aisi baat
Honthon mein aisi baat main dabaake chala aaya
Khul jaye Wrong baat to dhuhaayi hai dhuhaayi) -2
Rosh was up on her feet and giggling and thumkaoing! Avni pulls her down....
Honthon mein aisi baat main dabaake chala aaya
Khul jaye Wrong baat to dhuhaayi hai dhuhaayi) -2
Rosh was up on her feet and giggling and thumkaoing! Avni pulls her down....
Mru--- Varun....Varun...VARUN!.... Who would do your dhulayee and why?
Varun--- I ono....Munna bhaiya....
Meanwhile Sameer springs up from his seat and while pointing his index finger---
Sameer--- Chotee.....Don't be afraid! I will see to it that Munna does nothing! Bol Chote Bol!....Today you have to speak.....Bol chote Bol.....
Varun--- I ono....Munna bhaiya....
Meanwhile Sameer springs up from his seat and while pointing his index finger---
Sameer--- Chotee.....Don't be afraid! I will see to it that Munna does nothing! Bol Chote Bol!....Today you have to speak.....Bol chote Bol.....
Avni who had been sitting quietly, stands up and starts chanting along with her hubbykins and so do Damini and Prithvi and Roshni..
Bol Chote bol
Bol Chote bol
Bol Chote bol
Bol Chote bol
Bol Chote bol
Even Rani gets excitatory...and jumps up to start chanting "Bol Chote bol" But mausi pulls her down. Rani pouts and sits back down....but seems to be chanting in her mind...
Bol Chote bol
Bol Chote bol
Bol Chote bol
Bol Chote bol
Bol Chote bol
Even Rani gets excitatory...and jumps up to start chanting "Bol Chote bol" But mausi pulls her down. Rani pouts and sits back down....but seems to be chanting in her mind...
Judge Diya ----- Order ORDER!
Chote...errrr Varun....you may leave for now.....Mr. Sameer Saxena, if you have anything to say, you may come to the stand.
Sameer walks toward the witness stand after a hug from his wifey..who had aansoo in her eyes...khushi ka ansoos...her hubbykins was doing something...DOING...haaayeeeee...
Anyhow---
Mru-- So Mr. Sameer Saxena, what do know about anything relating to Munna or mausi and Rani?
Sameer--- I know a lot....
Avni let out a giggle and blew the whistle she had for cheering her hubbykins----
Mru---Shhhhhh.....So Sameer..what do you know?
Sameer--- (starts singing)---
Chote...errrr Varun....you may leave for now.....Mr. Sameer Saxena, if you have anything to say, you may come to the stand.
Sameer walks toward the witness stand after a hug from his wifey..who had aansoo in her eyes...khushi ka ansoos...her hubbykins was doing something...DOING...haaayeeeee...
Anyhow---
Mru-- So Mr. Sameer Saxena, what do know about anything relating to Munna or mausi and Rani?
Sameer--- I know a lot....
Avni let out a giggle and blew the whistle she had for cheering her hubbykins----
Mru---Shhhhhh.....So Sameer..what do you know?
Sameer--- (starts singing)---
Nikamma hoowa ye(munna) seer se
Is mausi ne kiya hai nikamma
paangiri chaahta hai, vanity bigaadta hai - 2
Roke ruke na kabhi yeh
mausii ki kahan maanta hai, maanta hai, maanta hai
sniffing mein khoya rehta hai
bed rolling mein dooba rehta hai
Mushkilein paida karta hai
Bada badnaam karta hai
Nikamma hoowa ye seer se
Is mausi ne kiya hai nikamma
Avni's starting doing dance..so has Roshni....Prida have taken center spot and doing the "grasshopper" dance on brown wooden floor..Everyone's enjoying every bits...Even Judge Diya is chomping on butter flavored popcorn and dancing....Jhaan and Mru too are dancing...all Pridaholics, Savnians and Varnians dancing as well.....
Rani too dancing with her usual "Haaaaiiiiiii's" and "Woh woh woh"
Munna too dancing......and humming....
TO BE CONTINUED.......
P.S. Please don't consider this offensive...this is solely for fun!
I will stop it if you think it is hurting anyone's feelings!
Till then Enjoy!😉
I hope you all like it!😳
Is mausi ne kiya hai nikamma
paangiri chaahta hai, vanity bigaadta hai - 2
Roke ruke na kabhi yeh
mausii ki kahan maanta hai, maanta hai, maanta hai
sniffing mein khoya rehta hai
bed rolling mein dooba rehta hai
Mushkilein paida karta hai
Bada badnaam karta hai
Nikamma hoowa ye seer se
Is mausi ne kiya hai nikamma
Avni's starting doing dance..so has Roshni....Prida have taken center spot and doing the "grasshopper" dance on brown wooden floor..Everyone's enjoying every bits...Even Judge Diya is chomping on butter flavored popcorn and dancing....Jhaan and Mru too are dancing...all Pridaholics, Savnians and Varnians dancing as well.....
Rani too dancing with her usual "Haaaaiiiiiii's" and "Woh woh woh"
Munna too dancing......and humming....
TO BE CONTINUED.......
P.S. Please don't consider this offensive...this is solely for fun!
I will stop it if you think it is hurting anyone's feelings!
Till then Enjoy!😉
I hope you all like it!😳
Kabhi Neem Neem Kabhi Shahad Shahad
