A short drabble or scene that just crossed my mind -
Shiva and Raavi were unknowingly locked up by Gautam in their shop when they volunteered to clear up some mess in the store room behind the shop. A scared Raavi starts to blabber gibberish.
After a few rounds of their banter, Raavi calms down and -
Raavi: Dekh Shiva, tuje ab tak toh pata chal jaana chahiye ki jab muje darr lagta hai toh mein badbad ne lag jaati hoon.
Shiva: Soch le. Sirf jab darr lagta hai? Tuje toh bas mauka chahiye apna radio on karne ka!
Raavi: Itna bhi nahi bolti mein! Tu sunaata hai toh bolti hoon. Aur waise bhi, ab tak toh tuje aadat ho jaani chahiye. Isliye achcha hoga ki kam se kam apne kaan saaf karta reh. Nahaata toh tu hai nahi. Itna toh kar hi sakta hai. Lekin haan.. yahaan se jaise hi ghar pohchenge, tuje nahaana hi padega warna kamre ke baahar hi sona hoga tuje. Par yahaan se nikalenge kaise?? Humare toh phones bhi nahi hai.....Dukaan ke landline ko bhi aaj hi kharaab hona tha???....
Shiva: (Hides his face in his palms, vexed at the situation) Bas kar gadheri! Kitna chapad chapad...(Raavi cuts in)
Raavi: Gadhera hoga tu! Aur mein chapad chapad nahi kar rahi. Hum yahaan teri wajah se phasey hai! Jaise har baar phastey hai. Kya ek baar bhi aisa hua hai jab mein tere saath chali hoon aur kuch problem nahi hui ho?!
Shiva: Hua na. Ek baar. Jab mein teri maasi ke yahaan tuje chodne chala tha tere saath! Bina problem ke nipat gayi tu! Woh pehli aur akhri baar tha jab meine khud ke liye kuch achcha kiya aur Somnath ne meri sunn li.
Raavi: Dekh Shivaa...
Meanwhile the shop shutter opens. Gautam and Krish enter...Shiva heaves a sigh of relief!