|firefliesHaven|MaNan AT#100|Beauty & The Beast

The thing is, when we start a venture whose success is dependent upon the contribution of many people, the feeling of nervousness is always there. For me, it wasn't just that. There was a very fierce competitive streak sprinkled somewhere in my intentions as well.

Let's just do a quick little background for all those who have joined this magnificent place a little later than its inception. Back when the show wasn't the success it is now and the forum wasn't constantly at the number 1 spot, this place used to be a bit tricky to navigate through without getting into fights. Too strong people with very strong opinions clashing and contrasting horribly at any chance they were given...yeah, not the most ideal place to be. But we used to manage. Unhi days ki kahani hai ke I had taken permission to make an adda for MaNan fans to get together and spazz, just in case the forum became too volatile. Khair, this is me you're talking about and it took weeks before that permission was utilized. Here's what happened. Our "rival" group had made themselves a DT and it was getting very active and boy, they were flaunting that activity. Aag tou lagni hi thi. So someone posted in the forum ke humein bhi AT chaiye. Maine bola, ijazat tou hai lekin DT because apparently "no official Jodi was confirmed in the show by the cast or the makers so ATs can't be made of unofficial couples". Yeah, that was an actual excuse we got by the higher up authorities. I made my position very clear that making a DT isn't a big thing for me, woh main bana lungi but the rules of a DT are different than of an AT (we can't go over the top fangirly in the DTs) (spoiler alert - we did) and I wouldn't make a DT if its fate was to be inactive and eventually die. Catty, back then she used to Catty and not this username which Rida can't even pronounce correctly, messaged me and encouraged me to make the DT anyway and MaNanians will make it a hit.

Tou aadhi raat ko, maine Allah ka naam liya aur lag gayi kaam pe.

Seriously, the layout I made for the first official adda for MaNanians, Fireflies Haven DT, was such a drop dead gorgeous thing with so much thought put into it ke main apne aap se impress hogayi and I literally ASKED people to tareef me Kasmey! That DT was so gorgeous! And such a pain to make! But I am nothing if not all out crazy so I took all the pains necessary and made a fantabulous DT.

Then I crashed and went to sleep.

Next day, I woke up.

And cried out in horror.

It was like the place was on fire! MaNanians from all over the forum rejoiced and started posting in the DT, bonding and discussing the present and the future and the things of the past. My reaction was totally like o.O. Ye HO kya raha tha yahan pe?! Thak thak thak, pages upon pages being filled with mouthwatering discussions. DISCUSSIONS! Like legit proper discussions! Intellect ki factory khul gayi thi by god. All my initial fears that the place would die out went running out the window. Andar se main bohat khush thi but I did show some Hitlergiri and told them to effin' calm down a bit! But suntan kon tha? AND KYUN?! We were getting gems over gems of episodes and so much material to discuss and dissect! Itni concentration se padhai ki hoti tou is waqt world famous bann jana tha humein.

Oh and beeteedubz, while our rival DT was stuck on their first DT, we finished a couple or more than them. Can I get a HELL YEAH?!

So, things went on pretty smoothly for a while. We were all a big happy family loving MaNan together. All the while missing a proper home because DT always feels a bit cold. People became sighing ke kaash AT hoti and I kept telling them about the stupid reasoning we were getting for not making an AT. Then one fine day, Rafz decided to grace the place with her presence and wo tou hai hi walking volcano. She, alongside others, got me convinced to try one more time and ask for AT permission.

So, I took a deep breath and messaged a GM about the permission for AT, citing examples from the show and cast that MANAN IS THE OFFICIAL END GAME!!!

Tick tock, tick tock, tick...

I waited patiently.

Some hours later, I got the reply.

Celebration time, we got the permission.

I went back to the DT and SHOUTED this good news to the peeps (it was very late I think, koi nahin thawahan pe 🤣 Wasting another moment was a SIN so I just went to work. I planned everything in my head and ran it by a few people because I am weird that way. Like, I need constant reassurance ke jo karrahi hun sahi karrahi hun. Mainly it was just Rafz I was troubling cuz nayi nayi dosti after purani purani dushmani but that's another tale. Haan so! That night! Oh lord, that was one heck of a fun night. Fun, now. But at that time it was just pressure pressure pressure! Oh God, I acted like a slave driver that night! 🤣 Asking Shells for one thing, Catty for another, and Nyxx was also there though she wasn't doing anything but she kept me company till the wee hours of morning. Oh yeah, it took me like 6-7 hours to make the basic structure of the AT. And I did all on my own with some major assistance from anyone who was online (Zoha, Catty, Rafz, Shells). But like I said, it was way past the bedtime of normal humans so everyone just disappeared one by one. Only vampires out of their coffins kept me company. Them and Nyxx (Dee, to normal humans like you).

And the rest, as they say, is history.

Wow, just looking at this one can see ke everything that happens here is so extreme. Jiska inception hi itna hectic hua ho, wo jaga khud kya hogi? Ah well, that's something every member of this AT knows best.

So anyways, from there on we had a full ijazat to go all Tharki! Yeah, Tharki. That's what I used to call MaNan fans. Cuz we were certified tharkis. God, the fun this place had going on all day, especially at night! When everyone left their beds and grabbed their phones, laptops, desktops and typed away on the keyboard filling pages after pages of the AT. As Catty still famously say, "Don't say hi' when you come here and just jump in!" This place is a freakin' tornado! And the discussions were on EVERYTHING. More like the discussions were bipolar. On one page serious discussions like Manik's trouble past is being discussed and then on the next, naada khu lgaya 🤣 It's like sabki besharmiya heen nikalti thi! 🤣We made SexPots out of Doctors! WHAT MORE PROVE DOES ONE NEED OF THIS PLACE'S THARKINESS?! But in all honesty, sometimes thing did go a bit overboard and that was before the Kameeni Partner Rida graced us with her presence. I remember on one AT I posted a strict note to keep things under check and not make it all sexual. That kinda spilled thanda PaNi on everyone for some time. Oh, that note was impressive. Can someone hunt it down and post it here? Because I clearly remember re-reading it and patting myself on the shoulder🤣

We had phases, I'm sure this place still does but I can't speak for now so lemme stay back in the memory lane. My most favorite phase was the hashtag phase. Talking in sentences is so mainstream. Using hashtags to convey messages, now that's kewl 😎

#BabaPaNiBahao

And that phase coincided with the start of the very famous PaNi awkwardness which frankly never stopped. Oh! And the discreet stalking of a very famous facebook group! 🤣 ADULT SHOE!! 🤣Seriously, BEST days!🤣 All the famous nicknames like Baba and Laddoo originated from this place because, like I said, sab pagal saath jama honge tou aise hi dhandhe honge. But that doesn't mean that the pagalpanti was restricted to the AT only. Our AT members went out in the main forum and #PaNiBahaDiyasab pe. One special kudos to Bolty for her epic Alien drawing and the shudh hindi ke promo WUs contributed by various members.

And how can I forget the Diwali night? One pic released and hickeys were discussed. The spoiler for THE KISS and how everyone lost their marbles. The never ending Musicana night and everyone crying for the sun to show its face.Theories coming true. Characters either making us proud or making us want to hurl things at them. Conflicting opinions of the members, all discussed so amiably and maturely. *sigh* Man, this place is one treasure chest of memories.

It's true that all of us might not have been present for all the things that happened here. But whatever that we experienced, that's priceless. Really. 100 ATs and I am pretty sure none of them were uneventful. I might not have been part of many ATs but coming back here at any time is like coming back to a precious place. So warm, so cozy, so 18+ and blue blue. I don't think I ever once came across an AT which we struggled to finish. In fact, the struggle was to not finish cuz kasmey, nayi AT kon banaye?! 🤣 Despite us having an official AT account, sab barre sust nikamme! Koi kaam hi nahin karta. Now, that's another thing that no one remembers the password to the account 🤣

For the record, I did NOT squeeze lemons. I am a very shareef ladki. Mereko badnaam karte ho sab [K]

Idk what else to say. Partner said that I have to go down memory lane and talk about how this AT came to be. To be honest it came into being just one night. No big planning ke ye karenge, wo karenge. Bus, hogaya.Ab hogaya tou chalraha hai. Chalraha hai tou chalta hi rahega...The first AT was made in October, 2014. It's April, 2015. Wow! 6 months? That's half a year. And infinite memories with many more to come. I just...it feels really good to know that this place is still basically the same. A bit of a change here and there, but still, the best thing about this forum. And the most intimidating. Tell you what, forget everything for the 100^th. And make this AT just about yourself. Because if anything is true then it's this: no one makes MaNan except MaNanians. That's you guys. Take you guys away and there's nothing left. So for this day (because I am pretty sure ye cheez 24 hours se pehle hi khatam hogi, saying this with experience🤣, take a trip down memory lane. Where were you when this place was being made? How did you join in? What changed? What was good and is better now? What's meh now but used to be ahmazing? Idk..anything. Anything that's special to you and related to this place, say it out right here. Chances are it will be shared, not just by you, but many people around here.

Phadde, fasaad, chidd..sab chalta hai. It's family yaar and families aisi hi hoti hain<3

Love,
Mais.

(lostmymusic.)

FOR Forever19:

Dear forever19,

Or should I say one of the special guest appearance marnewala member? You come for a few minutes, act all sweet and nice and before anyone can start communicating with you, boom! you're gone. Think you're so special huh? NOT!

You try and act all nice but I know all you do the entire day is keep drooling over that hot guy in your dp and have nasty thoughts that would put Soha on shame! And not only him! You have this humongous crush on DHRUV SR! The guy from the dp I understand but Dhruv sr? Chheee! Worst part is you think Dhruv is right to blame Nandini .Yes I know! Sabko bolti phirti ho you ship MaNan. To be on the good side of the majority of fans you have written many MaNan fics too. Hypocrisy ki hadd! But guess what? I know! I know you have a separate account just to fangurl on dhruv and dhruni! Hypocrite kahi ki!

Kuch sharam karo! Take the mask off! Cause I know what you are!

xoxo,
chulbuli pandey

FOR Onethatgotaway

Dear Rafz,

You know me of course but you don't know me now. Duh. Hi hello bolun ya seedha kaam ki baat, no bakwaas shizz? Chalo chuck those pleasantries, coz you're a busy mohatarma.
You know the first time you came to the AT and stole everyone's thunder? Yeah, me neither. Okay, maybe a little. But, I liked you that moment coz you gave us all information about perks of having a hubbaaayyy. Free resources, FTW. I'm supposed to spew hatred but I can't hate you. Not even if you don't give me your pizza. Nai. But there are weird things about you that make me go "W*F?"

Like, you like bhootni Disha(Isha), you know the speech she gives in the last scene of that movie, word to word, and you sing when you're alone to scare yourself. You dress like a nayi dulhan ka bhoot, and roam around in your house akele.
You listen to ghost stories in the midnight and then tell me you're scared. BUT you ask me to listen to them too. UFF AURAT!
You call Manik's floral clothes taiwanese market ka sasta maal.
When you come up with Aaahhh-mazing tharki movie names, and then laugh at your own joke, you look adorable. And I love love love it when you randomly tell me about your day, even if it's uneventful, you just let me know, that you had KFC ka baasi chicken for breakfast.

OH, aapki favorite people list mein main bhi hoon, itni izzat, itna ehteraam. SubhanAllah.

But I love you the most coz you asked Biswa to marry me(your kid sister) coz he can tell me how shit DDLJ is, coz you thought I LOVE it. Impression gaya gutter mein, thankoo.

Tujhe KKHH pasand hosakta hai, mujhe DDLJ nahi pasand hosakta? I don't like DDLJ though. #Justsaying.

You scare the shit outta me when you sing a song for me in the most creepy voice, at the middle of the night. But I still LOVE you. This is getting very sweet. Why am I sweet to you? Dafa ho, shower ke thande pani, ghaagre ka naada, dafa ho. Mujhe yaad karti hai, duniya ko message karti hai. Kutti cheez. Hudd!
I'm sure as hell you figured who I am after reading the second line. Or maybe first line. Or maybe when you read PIZZAAA, coz PIZZAA means SPARTAAA. Jahan bhi figure kiya, bas karliya, I know.

P.S. Feel wali shayari for me. Naada laayegi beech mein toh kheench dungi. Tu naada nahi pehenti waise, uff, kya kheenchun? :/

FOR SexPot

Not-So-Dear Sexpot,

What is with you and being so self obsessed? I mean, so you ARE very sexy and a complete droolworthy Doc but does that mean you go publicising it to the world at large? And then you go ahead and flirt with EVERY one not realising how annoying it is to NOT understand all the dysfunctional incestuous relationships you have. WORSE is when you flirt and the leave them high and dry for DAYS. You become Eid ka chaand, only appearing twice a year. Gracing us mere completely un-sexy people with your honourable sexy presence. And then, you act like a #Forever16 and you think that behaving like that is CUTE and ARORABLE? Really? GROW UP.

Freud would have such a fun time analysing you. I am going to write him a letter and give your address (YES I HAVE IT) and then he will make a personal visit and use your couch to analyse you. You can discuss your superego and alternative personality over a cuppa chai.

Lots of dislike,

Your Anonymous hater.

PS - THAT THING YOU DO? LINKING EVERYTHING WITH A MEDICAL THEORY? IT IS HOT. BUT I'M NOT SAYING IT.

FOR VKlovesFK

Dear darling VK,

What an ingenious username u have there. Before I knew your name I kept guessing what would THAT stand for...was it Virat Kohli's undying love for Fardeen Khan u were channeling or something? And babe, how old r u? You do realize that Fawad is a married man with a kid, don't u? Poor guy must have received a huge shock seeing such madness.

I've kept this with me for far too long but now I'm just going to let this out...you r a self-righteous prick, u know that? those gyaan on how to act with people give me a headache and sometimes I wish I could record those and play it on a loop to irritate the hell out of u the same way u drive us insane with your bakbak which ultimately makes no effin sense!

I absolutely detest those listings u keep writing channeling buzzfeed n d like. They are too mainstream and too juvenile. I mean c'mon...now if I give u a list of 10 reasons why we should all commit suicide, will u jump from your window the next moment?

Your know-it-all attitude is far more annoying than Joffrey Baratheon's nasal voice and Dolores Umbridge's frilly pink fetish. I have more fun reading Celebrity Dirty Laundry than your episode anaysis. Seriously girl, are u that unemployed? Discussing Manik's eye movements and concocting theories as if Ur going to launch another Mangalyaan, or rather Manikyaan. In fact even Bollywoodlife does better than that, ther version of outrageous is still more palatable.

You know what? I think ur going to make a great pair with dear dhrub sr. Both of u look stoned in your pictures. Aliens have infested u too? awww.

U just need a cap and some hawwt dove saax, n u'll be alright, trust me.

I guess by now u must have realized who I am and if u haven't u are an even bigger oblivious fool than I gave u credit for. I ABSOLUTELY HATE U (not) coz the forbidden fireflies will come n bite me in d arse if i lie n I'll end up like u. (self interest at heart) . So fellow kutti, (coz kameeni is way too overused) , don't mind d above jargon coz well coz ultimately "it meant nothing".

FOR AnomanderRake:

"Catty" Don't impress me much!

I've known a few girls who thought they were pretty smart

But you've got being right down to an art

You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall

You're a regular original, a know-it-all

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist

That don't impress me much

So you got the brain but have you got the touch

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

That don't impress me much

I never knew a girl who always cooked so much

And tantalised us poor souls without a whiff or a bite

And all that modesty you have down to a pat

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

That don't impress me much

Okay, so you're Aria Stark...

That don't impress me much

So you got the looks but have you got the touch

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

But Fear cuts deeper than swords might..

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

That don't impress me much

You're one of those girls who has the gift of the gab

You make me re edit the written word

I can't believe you kiss your picture goodnight

C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right!

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you've got a car

That don't impress me much

So you got the moves but have you got the touch

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

You're Catwoman!

Nigella Lawson maybe.

Or Mata Hari!!!

Whatever!

That don't impress me much!

FOR filter.coffee:

Dear Filter.Coffee

Your name reminded me, quite unimaginatively, of filter coffee. I hate coffee. It is bitter. So bitter. And it makes people do crazy things. I prefer getting drunk. Or writing such amazing love letters.

So, anyway, ever since I first saw your username, I only had one question: what was the intent behind it? Clearly, not something fun and happy for me, was it?

I knew we might rub each other off the wrong way, since, well, it's hard for me to like someone who is SO blatantly a coffee lover. So, I tried to be extra nice to you, when all I wanted to scream was- GO HAVE SOME BOURNVITA!

Speaking of reminders, it also made me think of a short story I read in school. I hated it. All it had was filter coffee in it. Eesh. I mean, why can't we move beyond it?

Since this is fast becoming an essay about coffee, let me shift gears and talk about you for a change. Do you know how LONG it took me to finally remember your name? Which is why I answer most things you say, because well, it's easier to quote and I wouldn't have to address you personally.

You're not a bad sort. I know because:

I stalked you. Ever since you joined. Not because I like you or anything. But when I dislike someone or something to the point of being intrigued, I have to make sure I destroy it in every way. Haha. Just kidding! Not really.

See how much I don't like you: Not even an emoticon for you. Take that Filter.coffee!

Much love( yeah, right!)

The best well-wisher you will ever get

Xoxo

FOR Pankti1105:

Dear Pankti1105,

I really wanted to ask you why do you have 1105 at the end for your username? Not that I mind, but it almost makes me feel like you are the the 1105th Pankti in this world.

Your posts in the AT make me "Breathless" - just like Shankar Mahadevan was when he sang that song - but mind you, this is because of the lack of a period/full stop in between sentences. Woman, I literally have to hold my breath when I read your long posts. Now, don't get me wrong. That doesn't stop me from reading your awesome posts because, gotta admit, you posts are pretty smart and insightful and I will still like them. So, jo ukhaad na hai ukhaad lo mera. But for that, you will have to catch me first, and in Nandini's words "Catch me if you can"!

Yours Always

FOR Noorie:

Dear Noorie,

Chal I dont feel like asking "hello how are u, khan khake jana" so I will straight away come to the point, when I first talked to you I thought you were this sweet, innocent baccha who just fangirls over MaNan in a pure chaste but oh boy I was so wrong. Thats not even the first step of knowing you because you are nothing of that sort. You are this tharki girl who has a very keen observation and I mean it which can make anyone blush and also Lel at the same time
At least I did..also you are my newspaper and I mean it, please aur update karna newspaper ko

Bas ab aur nahi bola jayega...karte rehna jo acha karti ho..entertain that is!

FOR Mimintis:

Dear Miminits,

Hello SweetHeart, I have an confession to make, I am in a Thod Phod Mode and here I go :

You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.

I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

You fear success, but really have nothing to worry about.

You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.

In the battle of wits you're an unarmed woman.

You are living proof that God has a sense of humour.

You inspired the slogan, "A mind is a terrible thing to waste."

If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.

You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, "concentrate".

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you.

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

I heard you went to a freak show and got in for free.

You have a Teflon brain - nothing sticks.

Don't go to a mind reader; go to a palm reader; I know you've got a palm.

You're a dim bulb in the marquee of life.

We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

You think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.

You are so stupid, when you heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, you went out.

You thinks Taco Bell is where you pay for your phone calls to Mexico.

To make you laugh on Saturday, I need to you joke on Wednesday.

You weren't fully debugged before being released.

You call people to ask them for their phone number.

You must be the arithmetic woman -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

P.S. I LOVE YOU FOR WHOEVER YOU ARE.KEEP BEING THAT.

FOR Shefni:

Dearest Shefni,

I wish you were a Stepney

cuz then you'd be of use to me

Or maybe even just a Penny

cuz then I'd trade you for a tire

But if you were a 'Chef'ni

I'd like you best of all

cuz then you'd cook and I'd eat

like my very own food stall.

P.S: This was lame but you have one of the most un-rhymable names ever and I already suck at simple rhymes. But you're cute so I've live with it. Now you can try and find me or maybe it's best you don't, because if you thought this was bad I'm much sillier once you get to know me

P.P.S: I really would like you better if you can cook. That part is very true

FOR Zrn1312:

Zrn1312 aka Zara 🤗

Your Name is ❤️

Your posts are

Your DP is 😎

Do send out an invite to Bangladesh for me when/if you find out who I am

P.S: I did not stalk your profile, I only did a personal background check on you

Love,

Anonymous

For MKB:

Dear MKBeee ?

DAFAQQQ what kind of UN is that? SERIOUSLY. YOU THINK YOU ARE #SRK ? or #KFC ?.

temme what does that even stand for??? MaNan ki BETI /// MaNan ki BAHU.. UFF. whatever. !!! YOU NUT CASE

Guess what, YOU should rename URSELF as TKB , #twitter ki Bahu. Every damn hour you just keep tweeting MaNan #bhajans and God knows what. You kidnapped all the fangurls from here YOU #traitor . I wish one day that KRK KICKS # 2rs ppl like you out of the twitter.

Fed up of your ONE LINERS. Let me tell you, it makes you look like an attention seeking #CHUDAIL popping up now and then. Your one liners just SUCKS . they just swallow up this whole AT. DO YOU EVEN CARE? Not really.

You love torturing everyone. That's why you were even spotting that KKG DP. my eyes my eyes. I wanted to kick you out of AT during those days JUST because of that sore vision. I so wanted to punch you like #Nandini Murthy.and roast you like tandoori #chicken.

YOUR KKG SUCKS. SUCKSSS SUNA TUMNE SHE SUCKS.

Now do not give me those psychotic looks of #SOHA.

TIME UP FOR ME #DARLING .

YOURS TRULY,

#MKHWP

MANIK KI HONE WAALI PATNI

FOR Apardh_Ba:

Hey apu,

"APU" wat a nickname dear .ewww ..it makes you look more cuter and doll like but how can it be when you arent one . The real kameeni in you is only seen by me haina. Now you might be thinkng who this idiot is ,keep guessing coz you are never gonna find out who i am . Sometimes your quotings are so annoying because those makes me to go back and watch the epi . People over here doesnt know the 'pleasure ' you get by making us watch old episodes but i know it becoz i am He Who Must Not Be Named . So now start burning your calories and think who i am . Hope you get me before either of us die.

PS: i love you "hameeesha"

FOR Zaya.Priyanka:

Dear PRI(u hate ppl calling u Priyanka in d forum..Y?),
U know me but u don't actually do! U'hv been stalking dese days as I seldom see ur posts now..so..u think u r too gud for d likes of us dat u don't want to share a few words wid us?? Is dat it?U think wat u post(when u do)is brilliant stuff!? LOL..its cringe worthy..even a small child can do better!!
Don't u DARE write stupid stuff n post it here n think ppl r gonna like it coz next time u do...I'll haunt u down n kill u for ur stupidity. U get it?? U better do.
Don't worry...am watching u n I'll surely do wat I said if I see another of ur stupid post on dis AT hereafter!!
Don't try n test my patience coz u won't b able to handle my anger.So keep away...FAR AWAY FROM D AT!!


PS. I LUV U!!!

LUV N LUST
Guess who!!

FOR -mehr-:

Dear Mehr,

You may know me or not but I saw you once ask someone if they believed in love and if that torture was not enough ,you wanted them to prove it's existence. Half of the time your questions have no answers. The italics say you are a snob and the guy in your DP is the only reason for me to pause . How mean of you to tease us with your cruising chronicles, just when the heat be blazing our posteriors. But you are Arya of Winterfell, daughter of the North, with wolfblood ofcourse.I have seen you shamelessly ogle , cheer and swear- oh wait you are too polite for that. But chuck it woman, this been a fun ride, very Bonnie and Clyde, won't have it any other way. Find me in these words and then you will know just how precious is this friendship for me.

FOR AreYaar:

Dear AreYaar,

I am going to take full advantage of this since you don't know me! This is going to be fun. Let's start with your most loved and talked about gifs, shouldn't we? So what do you think just because everyone praises you and your gifs sky high including me (sadly), they actually are gorgeous and nice?! They are NOT! They are ugly, and the colouring is an eyesore. And your VMs, I think saying that YT deleted your channel would be enough. Actually, let me elaborate. Your MaNan VMs were boring and the songs you chose were just blah. The colouring was nothing new, nor wow worthy.

And you know what, one thing I agree with most people is that you are the biggest PaNi shipper. Really. You notice the smallest things about them, photoshop group pictures and yet say you only troll them. Really? You watch all their segments and notice their body language, yet you only troll them! Wow! One dedicated troll you are.You come up with theories as to how they trust each other as actors and come to the conclusion, following KY2's theory of Love is trust, that there is some love there yet you are only a troll?! I beg to differ and would like to crown you as the biggest PaNi shipper.

I think that is enough for today and to bring you back to earth.

Love, Me

P.S: I Love you like I Hate you.

FOR Kiran.:

Dear Kiran,

You don't know me right now but I've known you long enough. Now I may think you're adorable but time for some harsh facts. I find your taste in actors questionable. Sid Malhotra? Really? You can do so much better. But I see the pattern...clearly you have a "type"...super tall and fair guys...Also you need to find someone other than your Prof to crush on. Come on, we need some variety in your stories. Have I broken your heart yet?

P.S. In case this wasn't easy enough to guess already...I have two words for you...Jeena Jeena.

FOR medha16:

Dear medha16

Her twitter handle is moldyshorts... with a twitter handle like that you may wonder if she has a strange sense of humor. Trust me I did too... But the thing about medha is once you get to know her, you'll find out she's the sweetest thing ever. She likes harry potter and she's nice, a winning combination that made me like her almost instantly. So anyway, medha, I was trying to insult you... But I came up blank cuz you're a sweetie. Ohhh now I remember there is this one thing, you wore this bright lipstick in one of your DPs, hated it hun. That's not your color. Superficial is the only way I can insult you because you'r such a lovely, funny, witty person other wise. Keep rocking. But keep away from that lipstick. ;) ;)

FOR Sanely_Insane:

Dear Insanely Sane,

I remember when I first met you; you were nice and friendly. I don't know what made me have that first impression of you though. You're very rude and very mean and such a troll. But I love you. You're also one of the sweetest people I know, when you want to be sweet, that is. And the coolest, yeah, definitely the coolest. You're on the very top of my cool list (yes I have a cool list ) and that makes you awesome. And cool.

I'm actually supposed to insult you. Well, you're very intimidating. You always get me nervous and I believe I'm not the only one. Well, I guess it's just a 'Bushra Thing'. It makes you very epic though. So just stay epic <3

Love,

Anonymous

FOR Nyxx:

Dear Nyxx of the pseudo- exotic username,

You know how there are some people in this world who are so sweet inside- out that prolonged contact with them can give you diabetes? Well you happen to be one of them. Or at least that's what I thought when we first met.
And then of course I met the alter ego which CAME so often and easily, without even meaning to. And my innocence got ruined4lyf, as they say. And like all new-Comers are prone to do, we decided to hold hands, cross the road of unfamiliarity, and have ice cream together.
Now of course our dear Nyxx has lost her ny and her x, and has been reduced to playing the nerdy Mr. X of this AT. The invisible one who makes shocking cameo appearances, serial kisses everyone, and goes gayab again. Cutting up little mice is her new thing. Yeah, I think she belongs in an erotic horror movie I would pay not to watch.

P.S- My way of telling you to Come again. Regularly. I am too fond of you to insult you. But I tried.

FOR Arathim.:

Dear Arathi,

Where do I start? Should I start with the loneliness of your absence seen lately? How do I convey the sadness of not seeing you and your posts for so many days, and you only come when I'm not here, and that too only one or two posts and then you disappear! (BG Music playing: "Where do you go my lovely")

My heart breaks with each second that I don't see your posts on India Forum, the way you write and very often ask questions? Your questions are so funny, bring a smile to everyone's face, and once you had even locked horns with me, completely shattering my resolve to ask you... if you would... ahem. If you don't mind... Chodo I'm sure you won't accept

Deen ho ya raat, bas tumhara chehra nazar aaye

Haar ek deen tumhare bina guzara na ho paaye

Ab aa bhi jao and aur sulfoon mein kho jaaye

Aur uske aage mere dimaag mein kuch bhi nahin aa raha hein

So back to my question, can you please share your secrets with me? I promise I won't tell anyone? Please, pretty please???

Can you share the secret of the beautiful hair of your display picture, I've been in love with that hair since so long now...

Lots of love to Arathi

FOR 13thWish:

Dearest dearest Kam,

Guess who??! Yours truly, one of many stalkers on AT . I am a big fan of your writing . I know its tough for you to guess as you have many but thats the game . Why do you come to AT so less tell me? Why? Why do you make us wait so much for you? . Ok but on a serious note, absolutely love to read whatever you write . On a more serious note, whom do you love the most (in AT of course). I will do anything, anything for you if guess correctly who I am.

Creepy?

Yours truly,

Stalker Fan No 1

FOR charminggenie:

CG,

Although I am quite certain that you have heard or read of me, perhaps even been amazed by some of my ubiquitous writing, I feel obliged to inform you that I am the one and only, independently wealthy international women of mystery, and incidentally smarter than you. For those of you who perhaps don't recall hearing of me, or perhaps, suffered a traumatic head injury of late, which may have irreversibly erased your memory, or for those of you who have been in long term coma of some sort, allow me to remind you of exactly who I am, so that we might get better acquainted, an so that I might inform you of how you might better serve my needs! I am the one known for my wits, and I am kind of a big deal. You do the math because quite frankly, I am far too busy doing important stuff and stuffs to contemplate the incredible awesomeness that I am and more so, the incredible awesomeness that I can avail to you. Glad we cleared all that up.

Oh Shit, was I suppose to write about you? I thought I just did, now now now you aren't going to be off the hook so easily. So here it goes, with my love hate letter...

At times you drive me crazy with your words and your ever-so-happy posts, and ever-so-ready to defend every god damn character out there, how the hell do you manage to come up with such happy-go-lucky words. I mean you are ever so ready to jump the guns to every post out there, to defend or to justify or stand tall for what you believe or to compliment , damn women don't you ever spill your coffee. How do you manage to calm the atmosphere without loosing your guns. Well because of your ever-so-happy attitude, I am not exactly sure how to put this to you, after all it's your fault that your so caring and nice, but I really don't want to be your friend any more. I just can't take so much caring and happiness around me. I know your in state of shock that you will be loosing such a amazing friend like me, someone who is so smart and witty like me, but too bad, its your damn loss and not mine. I have found someone else whom will gives me all the sadness and hate that I love, some one who understands my pain and share my hatred towards the world. So I am finally breaking up with you and wish you go to hell for making my life so happy. Now don't come begging for my forgiveness cause only hatred can bring us back together...

Sincerely yours truly hateful

XYZ

FOR TheShipWierdo:

Dear TheShipWeirdo,

Starting off, can you please stop considering yourself as some celebrity? The thing is you ain't as pretty as you think and chicka you are just 14, or maybe 41, who knows, and that level of narcissism ain't good for you, yet. One day someone might just whack you off for that. And did anyone ever told you how annoying you get high on your teenage emotion? We understand that people in MaNan AT are all understanding and patient but quite a times no one is going to be patient enough to sit through your shit and make you sort yourself out. They would rather want to shoot you straight through your heart or, well, maybe, head. Also since I am telling you so much important stuff, let me also take pain to tell you that girl, it legit hurts when you start fangirling over new people and forget the roots. Not that I am complaining but, well you see, human wants can never be satisfied.

I have loads of more things to say but, well, word limit and also I realized that you have been bullied too much. To cool down the temperature I shall also confess that at time your maturity amazes me and I won't hesitate to say that you surpass the cast of the show any given day on scale of maturity.

But beware 'deer' for I shall hunt you down the next time you try to pull typical 'Suha' on me.

Till then keep guessing and lovin.

Your 'beloved' hater,

*Angel*

FOR BetsyMatthew

Dear BetsyShaw,

Hiii... Do I know you... Nope... Have we interacted .. no. Do I see you in this AT often... Never... Then why be a member... please stay away from this firefliesheaven ,here on ... No stalking, no snooping and no trolling... This is a heaven for many... If i see you again, im gonna stalk ur dreams and give u permanent nightmares...

By the way I love you name... Its catchy and sweet...

FOR ForeverforU

Dear Debo,

Hey stranger how you doing? Well i may be a stranger to you but i know you very well..have been stalking you for so long! Which reminds me that i haven't seen you around for quite some time now! Where have you been?! U know u should show up here more frequently because stalking you Is a very important part of why i am on IF for the past few months;). Actually not only IF but your twitter account also i keep tab of well that started recently Since the time you stopped showing up on this forum and well I needed my daily dose of stalking cos confession to make stalking you has become am addiction for me!:D;)

Foreverforyou...your username got me intrigued in a wierd way actually:P wanted to know more about you since then.

And so began my stalking and i admit i am in a way proud of stalking skills but i am sad!:( You're twitter account is for followers only pretty please come on IF often stalking you is a huge part of my daily routine and quite addictive too and well if i am not able to stalk you then i might just start having withdrawal syndrome

I am a very harmless stalker and i wont mind telling you more but then what's the fun if all is known! Since this is all about anonymous letters and confession i'll keep it all a secret and also cos its fun being a secret admirer;)

FOR zoha.asad:

Hey zoha

Isn't it great to feel special and recognised!..add to that , getting a death threat elevates it.You being one of the coveted AT member gang ,being your only saving grace, does give you the recognition.

You share my age and wait , that is just one more reason i am gonna hate you for. I have few pleasant words and prophecies to offer to you.Trust me,i am very sweet person and my predictions are much better than Mayans( we did score through 2012), so here is the list-

You will walk into a concert thinking it to be one of adele's , and the next moment you have nicki minaj giving you a lap dance.

You go ahead and order a italian delicacy but will end up with a half eaten casu marzu(if you dont know what it is, it is sheep' milk cheese infested with maggots)

You are going to have an awkward moment when even talking tom has only gaalies to offer to you.

You wish for a cute neighbour like chris pine , but end up getting hannibal lecter.

I have seemed to cross the line, so gonna end this letter with a lovely "good night" *freddy krueger is just around the corner*

On a side note, I totally love you

FOR BoxedIn:

Boxy boxy boxy, You are such a clever one! I don't know where to start. From admiration to annoyance; i have felt it all for you. Your clever jokes; your puns; your analyses; your opinions: I just love it all. Pleej humara friend request (forever wala) accept kar lijiye? Hum humesha aapke shubh-chintak bane rahenge; a well-wisher who'd fight the corners of a cardbord box for you: I'll stalk you till the end of forever, humara forever. (Okay i am just exaggerating )

Your feminism makes me happy, your analyses whenever you write something endear me to you even more.

Stay forever like this, and you will never know me. Or else.. Hehe. Let's just say I say it best, when I say nothing at all .

Love You so much !

FOR KhushiPyaar:

Hi KhushiPyaar aka KP

One of the most discernible stalker of the AT. Who claims to be a stalker but is always more than stalking and not only that, you are also one late lateef person mostly watching the episode late and coming to discuss also late. You're like an owl, only seen at night in the day no signs of u ever how will a person intract haan?

And ya I know u tried to hide this a lot but I did get hold of ur two secrets; one that you are the biggest mukti fan, she's ur favorite character. You were soo shipping mukti and abhi they were end game for you and u were so upset when abhi died that your tears could flood space in no time ,manan shipping is only for namesake to make dost and all I know I know. And 2^nd is that you secretly want Indian version of GOT to be made...you just can't wait for it to go on air and once it will your going to follow it religiously aren't you.

See I caught you; the truth can't be hidden for long how much ever you try. Now don't deny it because I have done my research pretty well.

Ps-even though you come late n fangirl, when I come and read the AT in the morning your detailed fangirling is endearing to read.

Love

Fellow stalker

FOR So_Naley:

So_Naley,

Let us get this one thing clear, YOUR DP is ARIA from PLL and she WEARS ugly clothes. Like super UGLY. I sincerely hope for your sake that you DO NOT wear clothes like that. Coz. Boy! I can tell you, EYESORE!

And your UN and your DP do not match a single bit. Some connection HULLOW since you ARE shipping fictional characters, like it could be AriNaley. But nope. You think it is cool.

You think YOU are witty and cool? Let me tell you #It's #All #In #Your #Mind!

You talk in hashtags like it is a #Language #On #Its #Own but what you do not realise is that #You #Appear #Crazy #ToPeople #Reading. You think that when you talk like that #EveryoneWill #FollowSuit because OH EM GEE #JustHow #Coolis #This?! Well, let me tell you that it is NOT. You really should think about this before the hashtag key on your keyboard starts complaining to its neighbours. #TooMuch #PressingCan #BeDangerous

Finally, I know you stalk us # I #See #You. All small and cute and almost invisible BUT I SEE YOU. I would suggest that you speak in your hash tagging lingo before I do something mental. So next time you think of stalking, know that I AM WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE. Remember it and BE VERY AFRAID because I can scare you so much that you will #Forget #Hash #tagging.

#JustSaying.

With obsessive compulsive love,

From: You thought I'd tell you? It is supposed to be Anonymous Duh!

PS - Means PostScript It also stands for ParthSamthaan, and I know you secretly love him and send him gifts #SecretLove But #ChhupanaBhi #NahiAata

FOR Neeiill:

Dear Nneeiill,

Pretty interesting UserName you have there. I am sure the actor after whom you have kept your username would be quite surprised as well. What can I say about you? You are innocent, sweet and crazy. You seem to be quite the fan of Neil Bhatt and Gulaal. You talk a lot about them, you see. Sometimes, a bit too much.

But I am confused now. Do you like Neil or do you like Parth? From your posts I can see you quite like Mr. Samthaan. You find him changa and you seem to have the hots for him. Actually, now I know why. I remember you saying he is your boyfriend. Is that really true? Itni bari baat yahhan bol ke darr nahin lagta? Koi cheen na le use tumse! But I must say han, you are very lucky. You are the girlfriend of the guy who plays Manik Malhotra, THE Manik Malhotra. Actually, scratch that! He is quite lucky! Tumhari jaisi flexible girlfriend har actor ko milni chahiye. You Love his onscreen pairing and you ship him with someone else offscreen! Kaafi chhuut de rakhi hai use. Dhyan rakhna sar pen a charh jaaye.

Waise, since you give him so much space, I am sure he does not mind you drooling over Mr. Neil Bhatt now does he? Because if he does, then you are in some trouble, aside from the fact that it would be quite hypocritical on his behalf. So Miss Changi, keep your changa boyfriend on leash now, would you. And please, a request on behalf of the entire MaNan fandom, ask him to stop eating the cakes and chocolates. I mean fans toh fans hai haina? Usse control karna chahiye. We are really concerned about his health. As it is, he does not go the gym to lose all the fat. He needs new inspirations like Tiger Shroff to make him do so.

P.S: I Love you Miss Changi aur apne boyfriend ko apna dil todne mat dena.

FOR PrincessAshVik:

Dear PrincessAshVik,

We both know each other but you'll never know who I am! So I'd like to take this opportunity to tell you that i hate your username. It's so fangirlish. And I hate the emoticons you use at the end of every sentence. Especially ":P :D :):) :(:(" these ones. They are so annoying. I feel like grabbing you and shaking you up so hard and tell you to stop using them. Change your username or I'll come and haunt you till the end. But I still love you because I just do.

Good luck with the guessing game.

FOR poopymaster:

Dear poopymaster,

Ever since I first read your username, I have always wondered how does one master the poops? Do you have to sit on the pot and ruminate while one becomes a maestro. Does it involve years of training and natural talent? Please do let me know before I drop dead from curiosity. Also shouldn't it be poopymistress?

Brin, I don't know much about you otherwise but always like reading your views on the show.

Much love from one fart to another.

FOR MKrayZee:

You're such a nice person Zainab.

ButBut.

I never liked you shipping ZainTi. It's like shipping Aloo bokhare with Aloo. The second iLike, the first, not so much (at all). Abhi was a nice character until he decided to get Mukti for him (notice my extraordinary talent at punning) but I know about Zain as much as I know about Manik's Babuu. So yes. iNoShip n iNoLike.

Also, it really hurts when I see you tweeting food pics because you have NO idea how hungry I am, almost ALL the time. Then you go on food-po*ning and I wish I could grow up a little more, get a job, and have them but then I realize nobody would give me a job because sedlyfe. You give me insecurities and I cant vent cozzz no Manik and then I hate you some more. M srius. Tis tru story.

And you're such an emotional wreck sometimes (read, most of the times) that it reminds me of Miley's Wrecking Ball though that's not AT ALL an appropriate reference but I feel like you are the kid in the relationship and I have to babysit you and I hate babysitting though babies be all nice and chubby and soft and cute and I often feel like eating em up

*hunger pangs*

I'm losing my Le Focus here. Blame MPS for this letter thing. The last time I wrote anything close to a letter was a chit to my mom saying "Please wake me up at 6 and yell if you need to wake me up but please yell at a normal voice because I feel very bad and upset when you yell at me for anything " So even if this "letter" doesn't make any sense dont get all senti and start crying

*More hunger pangs*

I need to go fix something for myself now. Just know that I hate you and I'm not sorry for it. But. There are "moments", when I feel like talking to you for the first time at the AT was one of the wisest decisions I've ever taken (I'm such a wise person by nature it's hard to keep track of such things you know). Being good or better is boring and overrated to me, but sometimes, you do or say things that make me want to be good, for a shooort while.

Though immediately after that I remember I be awesome so no need no need B)

And I cant praise u anymore than this. As your well-wisher, I want your ego to be kept in check. Hamesha.

I still love you tho. Now shoo let me have my sherbet

FOR Lilith.

Dear Shelly,

Lets gets straight to the business. You think you're smart and sassy? You THINK? YOU THINK?! You're not smart, or sassy. When you see someone angry at a person YOU hate, you mix with them and make them RANT and go on and ON about it. You think you're badass, YOU'RE not. You're just trying to grab eyeballs. And when you write like THIS, it does not look COOL, it's only offensive and pathetic so you should STOP. And HARSHAD was not the BEST part of KYY or I don't love him or want him ANYWHERE near my eyes.

Don't go around making people think that they're dumb coz the joke is on you. And MaNan are not AR, Armaan is NOT Manik, and AR confession was NOT the most EPIC confession evaaahhh. It's NOT a compliment when you compare them to MaNan. STAAAP it!

Oh OH your mysterious romantic thriller FF is not so mysterious or thrilling. *pop* Did that bubble burst? Ouch. And did I say I hate it when you use CAPS LOCK TO EXPRESS YOUR VIEWS SO PEOPLE CAN HEAR? STOP SHOUTING! We don't wanna hear.

P.S. I love you obviously, and ^^all that is bullshit(promise). :')

FOR rubys07:

Dear rubys07,

Or should I say Neaty Samthaan who thinks she dreams above everyone else? Seriously? Ever seen yourself Miss. I-am-always-delusioned? You are this walking talking pig shithead whom I feel like sending of to some alien planet and you antics, sorry, downright gunaaah makes me want to slap that smirk off your face and change that NEATY of yours to Shitty. You totally deserve a name like that. And whosoever told you that you are an awesome VM maker, they lied. They legit did because it YOU who comes always crying like a infant and we at AT are too kind hearted to hurt an infant with the cruel truths of world.

Since I am getting this open opportunity, let me tell you, your presence does nothing, NOTHING to the people around you. You are this nonexistent fellow they'd rather have on timbaktu than on AT. So kindly stay away from our lives and for the love of PANI STOP STALKING US. ITS CREEPY.

Not much of a long letter since I realized that talking to fool makes you one and writing letter is considered a kind of communication and I am no fool to communicate with you, so see ya later - never.

Yours truly,

Well Wisher (who wishes wellness of the world)

FOR Firebolt:

FireBolt.

You think you are a Firebolt but trust me, you're just a CleanSweep. Wo bhi third hand. Actually no, even second hand is like a compliment. But since I'm so generous, I will compliment you a bit though you don't deserve it. Oh, wannabe Firebolt things she's so smart and so mature and omigosh! Her stick figure drawings are so hilarious with all those aliens and blue things. Well guess what, they are not. I am pretty sure you copied this idea from somewhere. Because you and original? Hark! No way! And you have the stupid 11th Doctor as your dp. Let me just go and throw up. You know who was fantastic? 9th. Now that was a Doctor worth looking. 11th was just so...*throws up again*

Sheesh, I can go on and on about you. You are an annoyance personified. Your words are useless. Your drawings pathetic. And the non-existent humor you keep flaunting is nauseating. You make me throw up. So for the sake of my sanity, I'll stop here.

Signing off:

Someone Perpetually Better Than You.

FOR lostmymusic.

Dear Mais aka lostmymusic

Let's start with your ridiculous username huh? It should've been lostmyballs or lostmybhains or lostmybrains or lostmyhormones. Wait you can't lose them even if you try to hide them. Tere hormones to bhains se bhi zyaada chalte hain. And what do you think? Like what? You'll act all strict and hitler toh tu bangayi? Sabko patahai what a closet tharki you are. Tereko toh bas romance and sex se matlab hai. Jitna miley utna achha. And yeh words kya jhaarti hai kya? You're pathetic with your words. Isse achhi speech toh mera doodwaala deta hai. Do you know how useless you are? You don't do you? I'll tell you. you're a stupid excuse of a person. And you think your kasmey and urdu is funny? No its not. You're like A CARTOON! CARTOON! Aur status kya jhaarti ho aa aa ke? Nobody cares about you. they'd rather shit in their pants than care about you. so where was I? yeah you're stupid. No wait, that's established but you're also a pain in everybody's ass, no wait, that's estabilished too. if I get the choice to rid this world of you, the honor will be all mine. I'll kill you slowly with a knife then hard and fast you besharam nalayak insaan! Maybe I'll drown you but the sea would throw you out. Sheikh Chilli ki aulaad samajhti hai khudko? Ghaalib ki chatty nasal ki chodwi chindi chor!

With all that said, I'd also like to take this anonymous opportunity to tell you to start taking a bath. No really, start now. You stink! Fall of a bridge will you? just do it.

Though you're such a clown, I still love you. Yeah after all of this I still love you, you should like fall at your feet or something and worship me but that's okay, okay, next time maybe. NOW GO AWAY. AND STILL FALL IN A PIT YOU BLOODY AWESOME GIFFER. I'LL TAKE ALL YOUR PSDS WHEN YOU DIE. MUHAHAHAH!

- PEHCHAAN KAUN BE SUNDARI!!

P.S. WHAT DID YOU THINK I'LL SAY I LOVE YOU? PHUT YAHAAN SE.

FOR Flame.Of.Rose:

Dear Miss Dumb,

Yes you read it right DUMB. D.U.M.B! Now why would i be calling you dumb? Good question here. Let's just say within the span of time I've come to know you, there's something unique about you that hit me right in my guts. I kept messing with my brain what it is about you that were so unique. Bingo! There it was; the little bulb flashing up my head. You're a person of rare intelligence and it's rare when you show any. Whenever you open your mouth, i feel like jumping off that space rocket and take off to the farthest planet i could think of. Or maybe i could just take you with me and leave you on that deserted planet. You know it would be a noble cause if you think wisely. The fame and respect i will get from humanity, can you already imagine that? Having said that, i think you really look like you have escaped the planet of the apes. I really don't know what makes you stupid and idiotic but that really works. In fact, addressing you as an idiot would be downright mean and insulting to all the stupid fellas out there. I feel like the middle finger was just created for you only. Your face farts and your ass walk like a head. It doesn't even make sense what am writing right? Exactly, your existence doesn't make sense as well. I hope that little letter about you gives you the idea of how an extinct species you are on earth. Don't worry Dumb Girl, we will not be sending you off the planet. We were just joking. We are writing you this letter to let you know that we have the pleasure of setting you in the museum for the next thousand thousands years to come. We want to display our unique defect piece to the earth. Who a better person than you to get antiquated as the Most Dumb Personality' on earth? Well we are not calling for your acceptance. You have no say in this matter. Tonight at 10 PM sharp, your fame starts.

Yours truly,

Well Wisher. [Wishing for a better world]

For MaybeSomeday...

Hello Miss-Whatever-day

Every day I ask myself that why am I friends with an entirely shitty person like you, but then I remember that your uselessness reminds me of how amazing I am in comparison. Oh by the way, I heard that you're a Lady Killer? Only one look at you and people die of shock. Whatta an exceptional power you have my lady. No, but honestly don't you get tired of being so entirely useless all the time? Have you ever considered in donating your nonsensical head. it's empty anyway. Do a good deed so that few birds make a nest out there and fill your commode like head with actual poop. It's not that i don't appreciate you as a human being, i do. I very much do. You have no idea how much effort it takes from my side. I'd like to even see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. You are a turkey headed banana faced hippo, you annoy the crap out of me and made me wonder why just don't I go, beat u up with a chappals and then cut your fingers from which you type those bloody nonsensical things and feed it to the crows. But then I remember: - GOING TO JAIL FOR YOU? Bitch please.

Oh gosh, i was taken over by emotions. I hope you didn't really mind some truthful facts i said here. Truth are known to be bitter and i perfectly know even after reading all of this, you will be like 'OMG She loves me so much'. Sad story but that's how dumb you are. Well i was writing this to you to invite you to MaNan 100th ATs but i heard that the only place you are ever invited is Outside'. We would truly be delighted if you don't honor us with your presence tonight because the only place you are invited to be is 'OUTSIDE MANAN AT'. We don't want people to clap their hands when they see you; i.e. their hands over their eyes or ears. Last piece of advice to you, you know we truly understand the kind of person you but have you ever thought of slipping into something more comfortable? Like a coma? Think about it, will you?

Thank you for kindly understanding our kind words to you. We hope it makes a difference.

What you all read above, they were secret confessions, by all of us,. some of deep seated frustrations, some of adorations. But families aise hi hoti hai, right? Sometimes we absolutely hate our sibling for even folding pages of our favourite book and sometimes they are the sweetest person around when they get you chocolate bars when you get cranky. They are all bi-polar for you because they are family and so are we. I know you are all smart enough but to be on safer side, do not take all those confessions (rude and mean and vengeful, of course) to heart. They are just done in spirit of fun.

AND, do have fun guessing who is your admirer.

But before you do that, here is an open confession by geet.a for the members of AT.