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It was the best day for the Singh family when Saloni and Nahar broke the good news that they're going to have a baby! Everybody rejoiced and it was the best 9 months for Saloni, with everyone pampering their favorite bahu and Saloni becoming even more bossier... Then the day came when Saloni and Nahar became parents to a chubby baby boy. At the hospital -
Saloni and Nahar: Aww, look at the baby!
Narpat: Looks just like me, he does...
Ambika: Pshhh, anyone with eyes could see he looks like me!
Narpat: Nu-uh
Ambika: Uh-uh
Narpat: Nu-uh
Ambika: Uh-uh
One month later at home -
Saloni: Listen up everyone! All the ladies in the house including me are leaving to Tara's maayka for a special pooja - only for ladies. That doesn't include the baby, so I'll be leaving the baby in your care. (She leaves the room for a moment to call her insurance company...)
All the ladies pack their bags and head off, with the baby in the men's hands.
Baby: Aaaaahhhhhhhhh!!! Waaaaaaa!!
Nahar: What do we do now?
Brijesh: Umm.. I don't know. I think we shud feed it.
Dheer: But what? Donuts?
Nahar: No, no.. it drinks milk and baby food. Here it is. Now eat baby, eat!
They feed the baby, but the baby continues to cry, leaving the men worried...
Brijesh: Now what do we do?? Eww, do you smell something?
Dheer: No, it can't be. We can't!
Nahar: We must, there's no other way.. we have to change the baby's diaper.
Brijesh: Is that someone calling? I think I have to go, bye!
Dheer: You need help Brijesh? Sorry Nahar, gotta leave!
Nahar: Thanks a lot guys... oooh, now wat? *gulps and starts changing the baby*
He comes out of the room with the baby to show Dheer and Brijesh...
Baby: Gaaaa! (Thinking: Where has my mom dumped me? They don't even realize my diaper is inside out!)
Brijesh: Aww, its so cute. Good job Nahar, you did it!
Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! (Thinking: Pls, somebody save me from these morons)
Nahar: What now???
Dheer: Here, give the baby to me! Hello baby, how are you today? You want a donut?
Brijesh: Stop it Dheer! You're scaring it. Here, give the baby here. Hi Ba... hey, gimme back my glasses, no.. no!!!!
The baby throws the glasses to the ground, and breaks them, leaving Brijesh half blind and furious, giving the baby a cold stare.
Baby(amused now): Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Thinking: Haha, good riddance! Those glasses were starting to freak me out)
Brijesh staggers around on the ground looking for his glasses when the baby jumps on his back and Brijesh crashes to ground crying.
Baby thinking: Sometimes I forget who the baby is around here!
Nahar picks the baby up and puts it in the crib.
Nahar: There, now sit there quiet and don't move!
Baby thinking: You don't tell me what to do and what not to do! (And he pees on purpose in the crib, wetting the sheet... as the diaper was inside out)
Dheer: Whats that smell?
Nahar: That, my friend, is the smell of victory! This is the only way to handle babies like these...
Dheer: Victory smells like pee?
Nahar: Oh no! (then turns to the baby) You didn't, tell me you didn't!
Baby thinking: I diddd! Hmm, I like the smell of victory, hahahaha!
Nahar picks the baby and notices the sheets are all wet and wonders where to put the baby.
Dheer: Oh, there's a laundary basket downstairs... i think it'll fit him... maybe we can use that.
Nahar: Good idea!
They put the baby in the basket and leave to help Brijesh up off the ground.
Baby thinking: Hey, you can't leave me like this! You will pay.. you will payyy!!!
The next morning, Brijesh is looking around the house for his important file, which if lost, he could lose everything. He hears the ripping of pages in the kitchen and runs in to see the baby on the ground with his file.. ripping out every page.
Baby thinking: Revenge!!!!
Brijesh: NOOO!!!!! You little monster, let that go!!
And he plays tug of war with the baby and ends up ripping the file completely.
Baby thinking: Look what you did now!
Brijesh: We've lost everything! Our house, our business, our cars, Tara's bathrobes, Kaki's walking sticks, EVERYTHING!!!!
Ishaan: Calm down, calm down. You're so overdramatic. Its just a piece of paper. I knew this would happen, so as soon as I found out super mami was going to have a baby.. I knew I had to prepare since the baby would be a super baby. And I saved all your files in this hard disk!
The baby grabs it and gobbles it down.
Brijesh: NOO!!!!
Ishaan: Calm down mamaji, I have back up disks as well there in that closet.
The baby eyes the closet and crawls towards it while Ishaan is explaining to Brijesh. When he gets the door open, he's surprised to see Ishaan standing right inside!
Ishaan: Oh no you don't. Remember, I'm always a step ahead of you. Hah, and FYI... my whole room is full and full of backup disks!
Baby thinking: Ohh.. this guy is good. Maybe too much for my taste. Hmm, but just wait till I start to walk and talk, then I'll show you all what I'm made of. Just a few more years, A FEW MORE YEARS!!!!
The End
Shiv Shakti
