SanDhir SS: Just Because! Chapter 5, pg 57 - Page 36

A/N: This chapter is dedicated to k.kalyani! You know exactly why di!

Also there are some hardcore hindi dialogues in this chapter! I want to keep that just to this chapter though! Happy Readings!

*Chapter Four~ Kitne aadmi the?*

(not edited... Shall proof read tomorrow)

"Gloves?" Randhir said as he offered me a pair of gloves while I continued to dissect the deal mammal in front of us. Cutting upon the abdominal lining I said, "Nah... Gloves make my hands sweaty" cringing my nose in disgust.

"But this way, at least it's safe" He said while gulping his own bile.

"These have been disinfected dickhead. There is nothing to worry about!" I mockingly added while smirking away at his traumatised face.

"You can't smirk like me so stop trying... It makes you look like a frog, just a live and slightly dimmer one" He said removing his graze from the dead mammal and looking away instead.

"Whatever. I am really hungry man!" I said as I cut open the exterior boundary up to the neck of the mammal exposing the entire digestive tract. "Feel like eating pasta" I added as I picked out the portions of small intestines and wriggled them loose.

"You are cutting open something that resembles pasta and you want to eat it?" Randhir said, his face screaming, "I-think-I-know-a-nutcase"

"So? When you eat meat you eat a dead animal anyways right? Why are you being so sensitive?" I said raising my eyebrows at him, who clearly wasn't affected nor impressed by my reasoning.

"Never mind... Just cut the damned thing up and leave already" He said while covering his nose with his coat sleeve, as the scent from all the dead mammals grew around us.

~*~

"Oh My God! Someone please do the deed and kill me! This lecture is proving to be an assault to my senses!" I said as I readjusted in my chair trying to pay attention to the draining lecture. These last stream of lectures are always a snooze, I thought as I leaned onto my hand and felt my eyes close.

"Hey! We are still crashing at your place right Randhir?" Parth said waking me up from my little hibernating period.

"Yeah for sure! We will work on the project there! Anything beats university libraries man!" Randhi said while kicking the chair in front of him

The classic back bencher, I thought as Randhir, Parth and Sahil engrossed themselves in a random gossip session!

Boys! I snorted! They could give Paris Hilton a run for all her money! Biggest gossip queens behind closed doors.

"You are like an Oreo baby! I would like to split open the two biscuits and lick the cream in between" Parth crooned to the girl sitting in front of us.

To say that my mouth made a perfect "O" shape would an understatement. I was SO sure that the girl in front of us was going to slap the living day lights out of this idiot today.

"Have you lost it?" I said as I slapped Parth across his arm. "What the eff was that for? You scared the living daylights out of that girl! Poor thing!" I said as I watched the girl get up front her seat and leave the lecture room.

"Relax girl! It was just a dare! Anything to reduce our boredom man! This is getting a little too much on my senses you know?" Parth said as he fought a yawn. "And admit it, that was a pretty good pick up line nah?"

I couldn't help by stifle my laughter... "Sure it was, you hormonal, sex-craved freak"

"Egohead! I think you just gave me a foot long!" Randhir said to me while he winked mischievously.

I looked around to see the boys biting their hands to avoid laughing out loud. Heck! When the eff did I buy this dickhead a Subway sandwich? I thought as I raised my eyebrow in confusion.

And then it hit me! Of course, these stupid dares I swear to God!

"Oh really! Are you under some form of substance dickhead? Because it's only that intoxicated individuals tend to live in such delusions!" I dramatically shook my head in disapproval.

"What delusion? Can you please elaborate?" Randhir said stressing the word elaborate', again mocking me for my fascination of words.

"The delusion under alcohol that makes even the short look long" I said while glancing down at his "ahem" and then looking up with a raised eyebrow.

Someone should give me an award for my kickass comebacks, I thought as I sighed melodramatically.

The rest howled in laughter when Randhir kicked me under the table.

"What was that for?" I yelled as I stomped on his foot in return.

Tit-for-tat dickhead!

"You two!" the tutor bellowed as both of us froze in our actions. Looking up ever so innocently I knew we had both crossed the patience of our lecturer, who looked like he could use a break away from all the commotion of university life and students.

"Don't look so innocent! Pick up your things and get out of my class! NOW!" He bellowed, making me wonder whether if he was green, he would look like Shrek or not?

Walking out of the classroom, not before giving the tutor a dirty look, I turned to a bemused Randhir and raised my eyebrows in confusion.

"We just got kicked out, stop smiling like a bemused buffoon!" I said as I saw Randhir take out his phone and type something.

"How do you know the length?" Randhir said smirking away merrily.

"Length of what?" I looked around to see what he was refereeing to. Gold-fish-memory swag, I thought to myself.

"Never mind... Come let's go, I have already texted Parth and Sahil. They will come directly to my place, by that time we will get working on the project?" Randhir said picking up his bag and dragging me along by pulling mine.

"Me? And you? And work? You have anything else you want to break in your house?" I said trying to smirk like him.

"Give up! You look like a frog when smirking! Just slightly uglier!"

"It's okay! You will come to terms with your denial! Happens with the best of people... Though you do not fall in the 'best' category" I said eyeing him up and down again.

"Can you please stop checking me out like that? It's not good for my image. A frog trying to impress the lion" Randhir said pulling up his collars.

"Pop!" I poked his arm only to get a confused expression from his face. Smirking slightly, "That bubble had to be broken I am afraid"

~*~

"I am starving man! We will work on the project later, I need some food!" I said as my tummy moaned and groaned.

"There is cake in the fridge" Randhir said looking up from the project outline and offering a smirk while doing so. "Help yourself"

Is this kid trying to make me fatter than I already am? I thought as I walked to the fridge and fished out the chocolate cake and a squeak of joy escaped my throat.

Bringing back two folks to the lounge room, both of us started to perform post mortem on the delicacy in front of us.

"So tell me, have you ever watched Sholay?" He said as he wiped his mouth of the chocolate crumbs.

"What kind of a question is like?"

"Can you ever give a straight answer?"

"Maybe"

"That's not a straight answer"

"No I haven't watched Sholay! Happy? Can I get back to my cake now?"

Smirking slightly Randhir got and put on a DVD and whispered, "Enjoy"

Okay this is meant to be a classic right? It can't be that bad, I thought as I looked at the titles flowing through.

"WHAT THE f**k?" I screamed as I felt someone yanking my feet!

"You fell asleep" Randhir said trying hard to hold his laughter.

"You bloody American! You need to get your ass back to America and leave my feet alone!" I yelled marching forward just to strangle this arrogant little dickhead's head.

*Tring*

The door bell gave dickhead enough time to answer the door; just so that Parth and Sahil could see the murderous look on my face.

"What have you two been up to now?" Sahil said in an exaggerated tone.

Without waiting for an answer, Parth asked, "You live alone Randhir?"

"Nope! With a cousin of mine!" He said feigning a look of innocence! How I wish I could strangle his big head and do a massive favour to the entire existence of mankind!

Heck! I would even be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize just for my selfless actions!

"Guys shall we get started?" Randhir asked the guys who had just came in.

"No! After this amazing day of ours, you think I would want to look at anything that includes more biochemistry! You must be mad Randhir! You two got kicked out of class in style, though we were still there right?" Sahil said as he threw his bag on the floor and jumped on the sofa!

"You guys were watching Sholay?" He said pressing play.

The project? Well it lay forgotten, as a movie marathon had began with an abundance of sugar in our diet.

~*~

"So egohead, how did you like Sholay?" Randhir asked as he placed his hand near my ear, preventing himself from falling onto me.

Damn you peak time trains! I thought as I tried to create a little more of a gap in between us. All my attempts were futile and the only thing I could feel was the glass cabinet I was leaning on and Randhir's hand near my ear.

"That fudging three hours of a movie!" I cursed as I remembered the overtly melodramatic tendencies of that movie and how dragged out it was!

"Kitne aadmi the?" Randhir said in a baritone voice.

"Do the janab" He said in a slightly more squeakier voice.

"Woh do aur tum teen? Bohat nah insaafi hai! ... Humne aapka namak khaya hai sahib... Toh ab goli khaa." He continued the dialogues changing his tone of voice to suit the characters accordingly.

"Please get out of this train and never, EVER, show me your face again... I even said please!" I said while feeling the quizzical glazes from our clueless commuters.

"Mehbooba Mehbooba... Gulsan mein ghul khilte hai... Jab shera mein milte hai... Main aur tuuu" He sang wickedly while taking my hand and pulling me closer to him.

Like I already wasn't crashed on to you, you want me to cling to you now, I thought as he kept on smirking like he owned his effing train.

Being mere inches away from his face, I gave him a frog-like smile and stomped on his foot, pushing him away as much as I possibly could.

"Bohat yaarana lagta hai?" Randhir said, reciting another one of the dialogues from the "classic"

"What the hell are you on about? Yaarana?" I said confused as a confused person can be.

"The friendship between you and your angers'" He said placing his hand near my ear again, as I looked out of the window.

Heck! I will show you my "yaarana" with anger, I thought as I clung my nails into his hand that was falling beside my thigh, "The train lurched forward" I lied marvelously.

I am vain and I know it!

A look on his face and I knew that he knew exactly why I had done that. Smirking away slightly I looked out of the door window while he gazed my nail prints and looked at me bemusedly.

"What?" I said without flinching under his patronising gaze.

"You are such a child" He simply said, again getting the better of me, without the need of several words.

~*~

You want a precap??? Here it is then:

He leaned in, as I clutched his shirt collar trembling slightly. He wet his lips and his simple action was able to send shivers down my spine.

How could one simple action cause so much commotion in my mind? I thought as I bit my lip in apprehension and subconsciously started to lean in ever so slightly. I found his hand lightly stroking my cheek and leaning in slightly more.

~*~

A/N: I have a new PM rule! I will only be sending out PMs to those who like/comment on each part... If you like/comment on this part, you will get the PM for the chapter five and then you will HAVE to like/comment on that chapter to get the PM for chapter six and so on and so forth.

I know I am being quite pedantic but I really don't want to be sending out PMs to everyone in my buddy list, its inconvenient and at the best of times disappointing.

Love,

Pari😳