SanDhir SS: Just Because! Chapter 5, pg 57 - Page 15

Heylo! So I had planned to stop this SS, but I am back 😆... I don't leave the opportunity to torture people too easily xD

Warning: A little swearing here and there (mainly the word fudge')... Also, from Sanyukta's POV!

I would like to thank blush', I know you are not reading this, but girl just because of your banner, I felt like writing this part sooner than before! Thank You again!😳

Chapter Two~ Just Shut the Eff Up!

Part One

"Am I your maid Sanyukta that I have to religiously wake you up every fudging morning? Have you thought of investing in an actual alarm clock?" I heard Ankit curse as he tumbled over some clothes, food wrappers and other textbooks that lay chaotically on the floor.

"I think I stepped into a pig sty." I heard his sarcastic voice as I groaned and pulled my covers, hoping that time would just be darling and rewind itself so I could snooze a little more!

"Angel-ji! Get your ass out of bed and get ready! Because if you are late to university one more time, I will have to suffer instead!"

"And why is that?" I managed to mumble through my blanket.

"Because our angel will come home, wait for her innocent brother from his job and vent out all her frustration on her unsuspecting older brother! Ever since you have met that obnoxious boy, Randhir, you have been just a little too hormonal in my opinion!"

"Did we have to mention his name so early in the morning? I mean are you hell bent on ruining the one thing that is precious to me more than chocolates?! Why oh why!? And please I am not being hormonal, is it my fault that the d*ckhead decides to bring out my Hulk 2.0?"

"You are clearly not being hormonal!" Ankit rolled his eyes and left my room, but not before literally dragging me out of bed. Urg! I just wanted the good, lazy life! I started bargaining with my numerous Gods.

~*~

I burped as I stuffed my face with toast while Ankit drove the car like a maniac. It was the adorable maniac's birthday today yet his brain capacity was still of a two year old boy maybe girl, who knows!

"How old are you today?!" I asked checking my reflection in the mirror.

"You know Sanyukta; you should never ask someone three things in life. Their salary, weight and age!" Ankit said in an all knowing tone, nodding his head in agreement with his own statement.

"You sound like a women going through a mid-life crises" I said earning a snort from him.

"By the way, what happened yesterday? You were so mad that you literally stormed in your room and even rejected the jalebis dad brought for you! You rejected jalebis of all things!"

Not knowing what to say, I just sighed melodramatically and looked out of the window!

"Are you in love Sanyukta?! I swear you truly are hormonal these days! Mom was right when she said you were in love! You rejected jalebis! Jalebis!"

"Where the fudge did that come from? Mom said what? When? And what is with you boys and thinking that when a girl has mood swings, she is hormonal?!" I said. I just hoped Ankit was ready for the essay that was about to downpour.

"I am ready for the volcano that is about to erupt! Go on!" He said. Geez man! Brothers! Can't live with them, can't live without them! I thought as I shook my head in denial.

"You know what he called me?! A blue moon?!! A fudging blue moon!" I said while practically pulling out my hair in frustration.

"Wait... a blue moon? That doesn't make sense? Tell me everything?!"

"You know what your antennas should be called? Blue Moon'. Only once in a blue moon, do you ever use your brain and that to, to answer such a simple question incorrectly! How did you make it into medicine without knowing that Holandric inheritance is determined by the Y' chromosome? I am impressed; maybe they took sympathy on such a dimwit!" I said surprisingly myself as I still remembered each and every word that came out of his filthy mouth.

"And you remember all that?" I heard Ankit say, as I rolled my eyes. He can read my thoughts now? When did his simple brain decipher this?

"That's not the point. The point is that he is such an irritating fudging bas***d that knows exactly how to get on my nerves! Then he decided to infuriate me further because I didn't know what a COO stands for"

"You don't know what a COO stands for?" I checked if I had randomly just grown two antennas out of my head, because the look on Ankit's face clearly translated into "Are you an alien?"

"That's still not the point! Why the fudge is he SO annoying? And that infuriatingly omnipresent smirk of his? Urg! I could do anything to wipe it off his face!" I flared my nostrils in anger.

"Anything?" Ankit said in a mocking tone, winking at me.

"Drive before I punch you and wipe that smirk of your face" I managed to say, fisting my hands.

~*~

Hurry up train! Daddy ka rule hai kya, that you are hell bent on arriving so frigging late?! I thought as the train stopped in front of the station with the speed of an injured snail. "Stupid idiot!" I cursed the unwise hooded person who had just committed a grave mistake by pushing in front.

Deep breathes! Deep breathes! Let him be... No fighting in the morning, think of Mahatma Gandhi! Breathe! I reminded myself as I crossed my arms and bit my tongue from cursing anymore. "Depth breathes" I unconsciously said out loud.

"Talking to yourself is the first step of being a just slightly mad" I heard a voice dripping with sarcasm. If the amount of sarcasm in his voice equalled to honey, I would have died of diabetes right there and then.

"Let me guess? Must be your own personal experience? By the way, you have told them that you are going to university right?" I said without even looking up.

"Who?" His face looking like a lost pu--"No wait, not puppies. I forgot puppies are cute and he is well anything but that.

"The mental institute that you currently reside in" I said while shrugging my shoulders and looking around for a seat.

"Hilarious aren't you ego head?" Randhir said, flashing his brilliantly perfect smirk. I wonder if he stands in front of his mirror and practices it, I thought as I clenched my teeth.

"I have been given a brilliant name by my parents you know." I said hanging on to the bar while trying to maintain my distance from him. Damn you crowded metros I thought, as the metro lurched forward without a warning.

"I know that! It's just Sanyukta is a beautiful name that should belong to an even beautiful woman" he said while smiling flirtatiously to the lady sitting in front of where we were standing, "and well you, are anything but that. I think ego head' is quite apt actually" He said looking pleased with his choice of nicknames.

"How much do you want to bet that one of us is going to get hurt physically today?" I said as the train unpredictable swerved.

"And what makes you say that?" Randhir said. I wondered if he could every say a sentence without flashing a smirk. That smirk, I thought as clung tightly on to the bar.

"Just Because" I said while closing my eyes, trying to calm those hyper urges to punch him down. I wondered when he will take the liberty to just shut the eff up.

"You know if you close your eyes, you might fall on to someone." Randhir said in 'I-am-better-than-you' tone.

"Can I ask you something?"

"No"

"Too bad. Can you talk normally without any form of cynicism dripping from your voice? Can you say a mere sentence without that fudging ubiquitous smirk on your face? I would actually like to know!" I said tripping over my bag as the person behind me lost their balance.

Clutching my shoulders before I could fall on to him and helping me stand up straight, he smirked. "You seem to notice me a lot? Next time don't wear heels, I cannot afford to have a full grown elephant fall on me. Unlike you, I actually have a handsome face worth protecting"

Before I could retort back, he continued saying, "And ubiquitous? Seriously? Who even talks like that?! Don't tell me that I will have to carry a pocket dictionary when I am with you?"

Finding something utterly amusing about my language, he clutched his stomach, as if someone had just told him the joke of the century.

"No! It's okay. I will save you the trouble of carrying around a dictionary."

"Really?! You will talk normally?"

"No. I just won't talk to an ignorant, selfish, crude and vain person like you. Why would I change my way of talking in order to please a stranger?" I said ignoring the anger that was rising in his eyes.

Weird that. I know exactly what emotions are reflecting in his eyes and I have known him for a few months only. Meh, if the guy is your irritating lab partner who finds something wrong with the way you put on your gloves, you ought to get accustomed to his ramblings and mood swings.

Maybe he is hormonal? I thought as the train stopped on our, MY station.

~*~

Just wanted to say that this SS will skip minor details! It will seem a little jumpy at places, as it won't be a day to day recount! Each chapter will just have a general gist of what happens between the characters!

Next Chapter will be up soon! I want to complete this SS before university starts again (wishful thinking🤣)! Next part to THIS chapter will be uploaded tomorrow! Any speculating thoughts are completely welcome 🤣! Also please do hit like' and review!

I can never seem to write concisely when it comes to this fic *facepalm*

Love,

Pari

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