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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.' The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.'

Originally posted by: Akashspartan

1. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?

All 12 months have 28 days, dear Samba darling..

My Mother Taught Me About...

1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...

"Just wait until your father gets home."


2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....

"You are going to get it when we get home!"

3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...

"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!"

4. My Mother taught me LOGIC...

"If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE...

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...

"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

7. My Mother taught me HUMOR...

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

8. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

9. My Mother taught me about GENETICS...

"You're just like your father."

10. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS...

"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

11. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE...

"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

And last but not least...

12. My Mother taught me about JUSTICE...

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like!"

(i m learning JUSTICE everyday🤣)

FIZAO MEIN TUM HO
GHATAO MEIN TUM HO
HAWAO MEIN TUM HO
BAHARO MEIN TUM HO
DHOOP MEIN TUM HO
CHAON MEIN TUM HO
AB TUM HE BATAO MERI JAAN
KYA TUM KISI BHOOT SE KAM HO
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A: you are Attractive!

B: you are Best!

C: you are Cute!

D: you are Dear!

E: you are Excellent!

F: you areFamous!

G: you areGreat!


H: Hatt yaar...'Z' tak kaun jhoot bolega?

Baithe Hain tere khayalon mein
Kagaz pe likha hai tera naam
Kagaz pe teri tasveer laga ke
likha hai ye paigam
Zinda ya Murda pakadne par
milega 50000 ka Inam

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Boy: I am not rich like rohit,
I don't even have a bid car like rohit.
But I really love you!

Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit....

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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

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Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins"
"That's funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets"
The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!"
When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves"!!!

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Mother : 'What are you writing Ram?'

Ram : 'I'm writing a Letter to Shyam'

Mother : 'But you don't know to write!'

Ram : 'So What? Anyway Shyam don't know to read, That's why'.

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The population of this country is 237 million.

104 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school,
which leave 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
This leaves 19 million to do the work.

4 million are in the Armed Forces,
which leaves 15 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.

There are 188,000 in hospitals,
so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons.

That leaves Just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And you're just sitting there reading

jokes all day!

Fine Tulsey u can do all the work 🤣

I guess I will have to do the work where ever I go...