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Posted: 15 years ago
#21
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.


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Posted: 15 years ago
#22
Can we post PJs as well 😳
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Posted: 15 years ago
#23
A couple is travelling in a car, on a highway, the husband is driving, and suddenly, the wife tells her husband :
- I'm leaving you. The husband speeds up.
- I'm taking the kids with me. They reach 170 km/h.
- I keep the house nd furnitures. The husband accelerates even more.
- I take all your money and the car. They reach 250 km/h and they are perilously close to a truck.
- Why don't you react ? I've taken everything from you ! What do you have tht I dn't ? The husband looks at her and smiling widely, he says :
- The airbag, you bi*** !


btw, here in France, we use km/h .. and not miles .. so I'm leaving it to km/h .. 😳
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Posted: 15 years ago
#24
yes!! we all need entertainment... its great to see this thread
these jokes are not by me.. someone emailed me.. but its really funny
1)ladka: janeman is dil main aaja
ladki: sandal nikalu kya?
ladka: pagli mandir thodi hai.. aise hi aaja

2)I wrote your name on sand..
it got washed away
i wrote your name on air
it got blown away
so, i wrote your name in my heart
i got a heart attack

3)A sardar had to write an essay.. so he thought that it would be on FRIEND and he prepares for it.. but after looking at the exam paper he found out that the essay was on FATHER.. so, he decided to just replace FRIEND .. and this is how it was...
AM a very fatherly person, i have lots of fathers, some of my fathers are male and some are female, my true father is my neighbour..
hope you guys enjoyed it
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Posted: 15 years ago
#25
9 Things You Should Never Say to a Man

Here's a look at 10 things women say that drive men nuts.

1) "That looks cute."
For the most part, men hate cute. We don't want to hear about it, we don't want to see it, and we sure as hell don't want to be it. If we come down stairs after getting dressed and you tell us we look cute, there's a 100 percent chance we're changing. We're supposed to be your protector, your rock, and cute does not fit into that picture.

2) "We need to talk."
These four words shut off a man's brain faster than long division. When men hear you say that they immediately go into flight mode. And anything they can do to get out of this conversation—and better yet, your apartment—they will. There are plenty of other ways to approach a delicate conversation, and getting us in a place where we feel comfortable is a good start.

3) "It's just a game."
Actually, it's not just a game. Sports are a major part of our lives and the outcome has as much to do with our mood as just about anything else. Is it fair? No. Is it right? No. Is it immature? Maybe. But it's life. Sometimes we just care too much. We understand that it doesn't make sense, but you should be happy that we're that passionate about something. Telling us that "it's just a game" is like us telling you that Oprah's just a talk show host.

4) "Nothing's wrong."
Please don't tell us nothing's wrong. The look on your face could make the toughest guy on the planet weep like a third-grade girl and your arms are crossed so tight you might explode. We're not mind readers; tell us what's going on. And don't make us guess because—believe me—you won't like what we come up with.

5) "I sound like my mom."
The mere fact that you might turn into your mom someday scares the hell out of us. Don't say it, even in jest—it's not funny. We actually believe (and pray) that the saying "every woman ends up looking like their mother" is an old wives' tale. If we didn't, no one would ever get married.

6) "I just want to be friends."
No you don't. You just want us to stop calling you. This is a lot like pulling off a band-aid. Do it quick—don't prolong the agony. Most of us take "I just want to be friends" as "There's still a chance," so if there isn't just make it a clean break and move on. Everyone will be much better because of it.

7) "What are you wearing?"
We're wearing whatever's clean or whatever you tell us to. We don't plan out our wardrobe days in advance, but we do actually try and look presentable. It may not work a lot of the time, but we do give it a shot. Giving us direction is completely encouraged though, so go ahead and suggest … nicely.

8) "Do you think she's pretty?"
Of course we do, our standards are much lower than yours. But just because we check her out doesn't mean we think any less of you. We try to be as discreet as possible, but for the most part, we can't help it. It's in our DNA. When an attractive woman walks by, it's best to just pretend nothing happened.

9) "Which outfit do you like better?"
I'm going to be honest here—90 percent of the guys out there are not going to tell you which outfit they like better: They're going to try to pick the one you like better and not get into a holy war when the babysitter is due any minute. To us, you always look good. Getting a couple cocktails and spending as much time as we can without the kids is our ultimate goal for a rare night out.
Edited by unknown18 - 15 years ago
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Posted: 15 years ago
#26
Ganguly's Son:- "Yeh Kya, DADDY SIXER Per SIXER MAARE Jaa Rahe Hain..?"
Ganguly's Wife:- "Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai…..!!..
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Posted: 15 years ago
#27
sardar- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai.
sardar - wo meine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati…
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Posted: 15 years ago
#28
SARDAR WITH HIS WIFE GOING IN AUTORICKSHAW.
DRIVER ADJUSTS HIS MIRROR......
SARDAR BECOME ANGRY SAYS TO THE DRIVER 'Meri patni ko dekhta hain? tu peeche beth, rickshaw main chalaunga.'
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Posted: 15 years ago
#29
When babloo came from school, his mom asked him to have some snacks.

Please laugh on this joke🤣
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Posted: 15 years ago
#30
Hi all, here is one from me:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife
is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob,the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, I give you $800 to drop that towel.
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes
back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, who was
that? It was Bob the next door neighbor she replies. Great the
husband says, did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?

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