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LotusPetals thumbnail
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Happiness

to be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love a little.

to be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Lonngevity

Married men live longer than single man do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Propensity to change

A woman marries a man expecting he'll change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


Discussion technique

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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Posted: 15 years ago
#42
1000 pages ki book kitne din mein padhi ja sakti hain??


WRITER - six months

DOCTOR - two months

LAWYER - one month



STUDENT - pehle yeh batao ke exam kab hain? raato raat nipta denge.
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Posted: 15 years ago
#43

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat

Banta Singh : Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my Seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You Appoint me
Interviewer: ........!!!!!!!


nterviewer: How does an electric motor run?
sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Interviewer shouts: Stop it.
sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...


sardar: If I die will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister.
But if I die will u remarry?
sardar: No, I'll also stay with your sister

( reminds me of Damita nd Kaka or Manav and SaNi 🤣 )


Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c. Tell me an example.
Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.

( Manav in the early days ! 😆 )



Edited by tasnime - 15 years ago
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Posted: 15 years ago
#44
we have a lot of jokers so start joking🤣
was that good Sid??😆

can we post riddles here too??
Archana ke bhai ki saas ki bahu ka bhai kaun hai?
Gur.N.cool thumbnail
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Posted: 15 years ago
#45
taz great joke, especially the interviewr and banta singh one😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: Gur.N.cool

we have a lot of jokers so start joking🤣
was that good Sid??😆

can we post riddles here too??
Archana ke bhai ki saas ki bahu ka bhai kaun hai?



Archana ka pati, Manav!!😆

i guess u can post anything thats fun!
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Posted: 15 years ago
#47

What Is A Fear? ? ?

Fear is the deep, wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new &
Just few hours left for your exams.

Gur.N.cool thumbnail
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Posted: 15 years ago
#48

Originally posted by: unknown18



Archana ka pati, Manav!!😆

i guess u can post anything thats fun!


yayyy sid u got it😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
#49
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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Posted: 15 years ago
#50
Shaadi se pehle"Hero no 1"
Shaadi k baad"Coolie no 1"

Shaadi se pehle"I Love U"
Shaadi k baad"Aaj phir aalu"

Shaadi se pehle"Janeman mat jao"
Shaadi k baad"Meri jaan mat khao"

Shaadi se pehle"Milne kab aogi"
Shaadi k baad"Maike kab jao gi"

Shaadi se pehle"Maine pyar kia"
Shaadi k baad"Main ne pyar kyun kia"

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