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unknown18

@unknown18

Rocker

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Posted: 15 years ago

#61

if u want me to work then stop joking nd i wont b busy reading😆

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Tulsey

@Tulsey

Inactive

Posted: 15 years ago

#62

okay alright, you can do the reading😔 😔 while I surf the PR forum

😉😉

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unknown18

@unknown18

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

#63

Now who is going to do the work 🤣

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Tulsey

@Tulsey

Inactive

Posted: 15 years ago

#64

Element name: WOMAN

Symbol: WO

Atomic weight: (don't even go there)

Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

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akash

@Spartacus

Stunner

Posted: 15 years ago

#65

Difference:

It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.

It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered🤣

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akash

@Spartacus

Stunner

Posted: 15 years ago

#66

Based on Newton's 1st Law:

Law of love Love neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

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geethika

@geethika

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#67

Funny conversation between husband and wife working in computer field

Husband - Hai Dear,I Am Logged In.

Wife - Would You Like To Have Some Snacks

Husband - Hard Disk Full.

Wife - Have You Brought The Saree.

Husband - Bad Command Or File Name.

Wife - But I Told You About It In Morning

Husband - Erroneous Syntax, Abort, Retry, Cancel.

Wife - Hae Bhagwan ! Forget It Where's Your Salary.

Husband - File In Use, Read Only, Try After Some Time.

Wife - Atleast Give Me Your Credit Card, I Can Do Some Shopping.

Husband - Sharing Violation, Access Denied.

Wife - I Made A Mistake In Marrying You.

Husband - Data Type Mismatch.

Wife - You Are Useless.

Husband - By Default.

Wife - Who Was There With You In The Car This Morning?

Husband - System Unstable Press Ctrl, Alt, Del To Reboot.

Wife - What Is My Value In Your Life?

Husband - Unknown Virus Detected.

Wife - Do You Love Me Or Your Computer?

Husband - Too Many Parameters.

Wife - I Will Go To My Dads House.

Husband - Program Performed Illegal Operation,It Will Close.</=IV>

Wife - I Will Leave You For Ever.

Husband - Close All Programs & Log Out For Another User.</=IV>

Wife - It Is Worthless Talking To You.

Husband - Shut Down The Computer.

Wife - I Am Going

Husband - Its Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer.

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unknown18

@unknown18

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

#68

Manav and Shravani are sitting in the mandap for their marriage and a song plays in the background..

Dulhe ka sehra purana lagta hai
Dulhan ka to dil deewana lagta hai
Pal bhar main kaise badalte hai rishte
Ab to har apna dravana lagta hai

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Original song from the movie Dhadkan nd I changed it a bit😆