THREAD FOR ACP KABIR'S DIALOGUES!

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Swetha

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Posted: 11 years ago

#41

^ Kabir's dialog's are best and hilarious too. 👏⭐️

@TM

Thanks for making this thread. 😃

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midhu_na

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Posted: 11 years ago

#42

Hez the cop...completely in role and the actor just incorporates the perfection.
I kinda started liking him way too much.

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Gamayun

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Posted: 11 years ago

#43

6th August

Kabir to Amrita: Koi mahaurat socha hai yah aisi hi chalen.

Kabir says to Sanya: Hey. Woh bada wala magic seekh raha hoon. Tumhari di ko le kar aaonga. I promise. (It's not witty but rather lovely. That's why I add it here.)

Kabir to Amrita: Yah toh main emotional fool ho jao yah aapna job karoon. Dono cheezein nahi ho sakti hain.

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Gamayun

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Posted: 11 years ago

#44

7th August

Kabir to Principal: Kya main Trisha ke classmates se dubara mil sakta hoon? Agar class disturb naa ho?

Kabir to computer expert: Mera time waste karne ke liye zaroor arrest kar sakta hoon.

Edited by KhotaSikaShreya - 11 years ago

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Gamayun

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Posted: 11 years ago

#45

8th August

Kabir to Abhay: Suna hai deewaron ke bhi kaan hote hain. Isme wohi dhoondne ki koshish kar raha hoon.

Kabir to Vivan: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Shayad pooja chal rahi thi. Yeh aagarbati ka dhuan pehla hai naa?

Kabir to Sonali: Aap ko kis cheez se aitraaz hai. Yeh smoke karta hai yah akele bhet kar smoke karta hai?

Kabir to Vivan: Chaliye angry young man. Aaye.

Kabir to Sonali: Chand pe le kar jaa raha hoon. Aapke bete ke paas drugs mile hain aur aap pooch rahe hain kahan le kar jaa raha hoon.

Kabir to Vivan: Don't worry. Less than 5 grams. Isse personal consumption mana jaata hai. Koi bade problem ki baat nahi hai. Do din main bail ho jayegi, case court main chalta rahega. *A few seconds pause* 100 grams. Hum dekhane wale hain ke yeh tumhare room se mila tha. Isse commercial consumption mana jaata hai. 7 saal ki jail, no bail. Bahut badi problem ki baat hai.

Kabir to Vivan: Kid tumhe lagta hai mujhpe price tag laga hai? Sorry not for sale. Sample piece hoon.

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Gamayun

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Posted: 11 years ago

#46

@ Nuckts: Instead of posting all the dialogues on the first page how about just posting the date and page number. Because else the first post will become very long.

So do something like:

7th August - pg. 6

8th August - pg. 6

and so on...

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Shivaanya

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Posted: 11 years ago

#47

Kabir's dialogues are witty and very well written.

Thanks for sharing the lines again.

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Gamayun

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Posted: 11 years ago

#48

11th August

Kabir to Vivaan: Agar stress ke maare tumhare pet main gas ho gayi ho toh tumhare saamne hing versut vatik hai. Tumhare pet ke liye bahut acha hai. (Don't mind any spelling mistakes. I'm not exactly sure what that shudh Hindi part is. 😆)

Kabir to Gaurav: Arrest karne ka normal tareka toh yehi hai. Agar aap kisi aur tareke se arrest karwana chahte hain toh bata di jiye.

Kabir to Abhay: Abhay hawlat ki sea-view seat khali hai.

Abhay replies: No sir but garden facing seat kal subah check out ho jayega. Tab de denge. (God there should be a separate thread for Abhay. He's just like Kabir sometimes with his sarcastic dialogues. 😆)

(This was said to Sonali and Gaurav indirectly.)

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mirab love arvi

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Posted: 11 years ago

#49

Originally posted by: KhotaSikaShreya
11th August

Kabir to Vivaan: Agar stress ke maare tumhare pet main gas ho gayi ho toh tumhare saamne hing versut vatik hai. Tumhare pet ke liye bahut acha hai. (Don't mind any spelling mistakes. I'm not exactly sure what that shudh Hindi part is. 😆)

Kabir to Gaurav: Arrest karne ka normal tareka toh yehi hai. Agar aap kisi aur tareke se arrest karwana chahte hain toh bata di jiye.

Kabir to Abhay: Abhay hawlat ki sea-view seat khali hai.
Abhay replies: No sir but garden facing seat kal subah check out ho jayega. Tab de denge. (God there should be a separate thread for Abhay. He's just like Kabir sometimes with his sarcastic dialogues. 😆)
(This was said to Sonali and Gaurav indirectly.)

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