THREAD FOR ACP KABIR'S DIALOGUES!

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Anisha_anitan

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Posted: 11 years ago

#31

Great just love these dialogues tfs to you all😊

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Anila

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Posted: 11 years ago

#32

I loveee the sarcastic dialogue that is used, hats off to the writers and of course to Eijaz who delivers the dialogues soo perfectly... All of them are great but these are my favourite..

Originally posted by: KhotaSikaShreya

21st July:
Maine nahi ghumayi hai. Jisne ghumayi hai usse jaa kar baat karo.
Bachon ki party ya bacche paida karne ki party.

22nd July:
Kabir: Poocho kyun.
Ahmed: Kyun?
Kabir starts yelling and then hangs up.
Ahmed stares at phone in surprise.

A few hours later.

Kabir: Poocho kyun.
Abhay (shaking head and laughing): Nahi poochonga sir.

23rd July:
Sir result cooker main pak raha hai. Seeti bajti hi aap ke paas lekar aaonga.

24th July:
Abhay: Yeh awaaz pehchani se lag rahi hai!
Kabir: Kyun ki chatis baar sun chuke ho. Che baar aur suno aur yeh tumhe tumhari uncle ki awaaz lagne lagegi.
Abhay: Right sir.

Originally posted by: KhotaSikaShreya
31st July

Kabir: Abhay mujhe yaad nahi hai ke kab main tumhe aapna diet inspector rakha. Jab bhi khane bheta hoon tum phone kar dete ho.

Kabir to his junior officer: Aaj tumhari maa ko tumpe bahut naaz hoga.

🤣 🤣

Looking forward to more great dialogues from Eijaz... I think they should be a separate thread with just his sarcastic dialogues... 😆

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Menrva

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Posted: 11 years ago

#33

Originally posted by: -Anilaa-
Looking forward to more great dialogues from Eijaz... I think they should be a separate thread with just his sarcastic dialogues... 😆

That's what this thread is for. 😆

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Anila

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Posted: 11 years ago

#34

Originally posted by: KhotaSikaShreya

That's what this thread is for. 😆

Ohh! My bad.. 😳

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deepterence

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Posted: 11 years ago

#35

4th August

ACP Kabir wakes up hearing the calling bell and peeps thru the peephole and sees Abhay,- " main andhar nahin hoon"🤣

Abhay - " Mein bhi dootwala hoon paper leke aaya hoon..."🤣

I dont remember the date,But when Amritha says - you're too contradictory to Kabhir,He says - " aap mujhpe documentary banana chahthi ho tho batayiyega..shave karke aajavoonga"

Edited by deepterence - 11 years ago

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Nikhita

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Posted: 11 years ago

#36

Originally posted by: deepterence
4th August
ACP Kabir wakes up hearing the calling bell and peeps thru the peephole and sees Abhay,- " main andhar nahin hoon"🤣
Abhay - " mai bhi abhay nahi hoon ,mein bhi dootwala hoon paper leke aaya hoon..."🤣

I dont remember the date,But when Amritha says - you're too contradictory to Kabhir,He says - " aap mujhpe documentary banana chahthi ho tho batayiyega..shave karke aajavoonga"

ya and another one of yesterday

prateek- abse tum mujhe iss case ke har pal ki khabar doge do yuo get tha?😡

kabir leaves just like that without giving a damn to his threatening

and then prateek gets a call

pr-hello

kabir-ha sir mai aapke living room se apne car ke pass ja raha hu

pra-to?😕

kabi-nahi aaphi ne kaha na ki aapko pal pal ki khabar du🤣

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Menrva

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Posted: 11 years ago

#37

^ Damn that one is hilarious! 🤣

Har pal ki khabar. 😆

I also liked his "main ghar main nahi hoon" comment. 🤣

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Menrva

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Posted: 11 years ago

#38

5th August

Kabir to Amrita: Agar aap mujhe yunhi baar baar case ke baare main statement ke liye bulate rahe toh main aapna kam kaise karonga. Mujhe kisi ka bhi constant pressure pasand nahi hai. Maine aapke husband se bhi kaha hai aap se bhi keh raha hoon.

Kabir to doctor: Aadmi ko tang karte karte main khud tang ho gaya tha. Socha taste badle diya jaaye. Free mein therapy bhi ho jayegi.

Kabir to doctor: Pichle mahino main mujhe laga tha ke yeh therapy aur tumhari shakal meri zindagi main se hamasa ke liye nikal gaye hain lekin aaj kal...

***everything becomes very serious and sad from this point on***

Edited by KhotaSikaShreya - 11 years ago

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Shivaanya

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Posted: 11 years ago

#39

Originally posted by: deepterence
4th August
ACP Kabir wakes up hearing the calling bell and peeps thru the peephole and sees Abhay,- " main andhar nahin hoon"🤣
Abhay - " Mein bhi dootwala hoon paper leke aaya hoon..."🤣

I dont remember the date,But when Amritha says - you're too contradictory to Kabhir,He says - " aap mujhpe documentary banana chahthi ho tho batayiyega..shave karke aajavoonga"

That Peephole comment was hilarious.😆

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dey.bh

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Posted: 11 years ago

#40

Hey TM and everyone else, Can anyone of you please make an index of all the dialogues with date and page number so that it can be easily accessed. Thanks in advance.😊

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