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Nikhita

@nuckts

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Posted: 11 years ago

I loved his dialogues be it any

during his entry "arre inke yaha bell mat bajao inhe logo se allergy hai"😆

to his subordinate like"pucho kyu" n then he blasts after asking him why?😉😆

also liked his subordinate abhay i guess when he says for the next time with a smile "nahi poochunga sir"😆

and with swaikas to trisha's dad-ab aapne prasad ki tarah aapki beti ke ghum hone ki khabar pure police department mei faila di😆

"mujhe to shak manager pe hai yeh petrol pump ki aad mei beauty parlour chala raha hai"😆

when trisha's dad says yeh trisha hai? his answer "footage itni clear nahi hai lekin itni bhi kharab nahi hai ki aap aapki beti ko pehchan na paaye"😕😆

the attitude he shows to the right person at right time is really commendable

and for the last one to his own boss" saboot cooker mei hai sir bus siti baj jaaye to bahar nikal denge"🤣

and ya one more i forgot to add-mere pass bhi laptop hai😆

thanks KhotaSikaShreya for segregating the dialogues😊

21st July:

Maine nahi ghumayi hai. Jisne ghumayi hai usse jaa kar baat karo.

Bachon ki party ya bacche paida karne ki party.

22nd July:

Kabir: Poocho kyun.

Ahmed: Kyun?

Kabir starts yelling and then hangs up.

Ahmed stares at phone in surprise.

A few hours later.

Kabir: Poocho kyun.

Abhay (shaking head and laughing): Nahi poochonga sir.

23rd July:

Sir result cooker main pak raha hai. Seeti bajti hi aap ke paas lekar aaonga.

24th July:

Abhay: Yeh awaaz pehchani se lag rahi hai!

Kabir: Kyun ki chatis baar sun chuke ho. Che baar aur suno aur yeh tumhe tumhari uncle ki awaaz lagne lagegi.

Abhay: Right sir.

25th July:

Yahan se guzar raha tha socha sab se milta chalon.

Tum. Abhay tum jitni jaldi ho Lavanya ko giraftaar karwane ke liye mujhe lagta hai tum hi ho!

28th July:

abhay-sir gun waha hai

kabir-malum hai mai to yeh le raha tha-CHIPS!!!!!!😆

and kabir n prateek's co-operation talk

kabir-aap humare deprtment ke saath co-operate nahi kar rahe hai

"mai koi aapke kumbh ke mele ka bhai nahi hu "😆

"mujhe pata hai aap mujhe pasand nahi karte"

"apni biwi se sab kaha kijiye hak banta hai unka"😉😆

"Mere paas bhi laptop hai."

29th July's top dialogues. 🤣

Prateek: Main tumhari complain karonga tumhare seniors ko.

Kabir: Complain ki jiye Mr. Swaika. Call ki jiye aur kahiye ke aap ko kidnapper ka phone aaya aur aapne yeh baat investigating officer se chupake raheki aur woh nalayek khud aapke peeche chale aaye. Please call ki jiye aur dekhiye woh kya kehte hain.

Abay: Aap so rahe the sir?

Kabir: Raat ke dhai baj rahe hain. Padosi ke bachon ko nehla raha tha.

Abhay: Padosi ke bache? Oh acha.

Vivan: Aapne sawal poochiye aur jaaye yahan se.

Kabir: Teetar ke do aage teetar, teetar ke do peeche teetar, bolo kitne teetar?

Vivan: Yeh kya tha? Aur yeh teetar kya hain?

Kabir: Iss waqt jo dimak main aaya woh pooch liya.

Kabir: I hope aap time nikal paayen.

30th July

Kabir: Vinod Solanke ne kabhi aapko kidnap kiya hai? Lucky hain aap. Woh thoda psycho hai. Psycho. Bachpan main uski maa usse aise hi hair dryer se maara karti thi isli ab tak che ladkiyon ko shoot kar chuka hai jo aise hi hair dryer use karti hain. Sambhal kar. Take care. Chupa do isse. Chupa do.

Abhay: Mazak kar rahe hain. 6 nahi, abhi tak sirf 4 ladkiyon ko maara hai.

Kabir: Building ke koi purane chaukidar se pooch lo. Dhyaan rahe ke uske haath main jalti lantern ho. Jasoosi filmo main aise hi pata lagte hain.

31st July

Kabir: Abhay mujhe yaad nahi hai ke kab main tumhe aapna diet inspector rakha. Jab bhi khane bheta hoon tum phone kar dete ho.

Kabir to his junior officer: Aaj tumhari maa ko tumpe bahut naaz hoga.

1st August

Kabir to Vinod's supposed wife: Tumhe neend ki goliyon se lekar zehar tak jo demand karogi milega lekin mere saawalon ka sach sach jawab do.

Kabir to Abhay: Woh uski biwi nahi hai. Tumhari shaadi nahi huya hai naa Abhay isli tumhe samjh nahi aaya. Kisi bhi shaadi shuda ghar main pati ki ek hi choti si almari hoti hai aur patiyon ki kum se kum teen baari baari unke saman ke liye. Yahan dekho kisi aurat ka saman dikhayi de raha hai?

Kabir to officer: Kyun ki main tumhara boss hoon aur main jo kahonga woh tumhe maana hi parega.

4th August

ACP Kabir wakes up hearing the calling bell and peeps thru the peephole and sees Abhay,- "main andhar nahin hoon"🤣

Abhay - " Mein bhi dootwala hoon paper leke aaya hoon..."🤣

I dont remember the date,But when Amritha says - you're too contradictory to Kabhir,He says - " aap mujhpe documentary banana chahthi ho tho batayiyega..shave karke aajavoonga"

5th August

Kabir to Amrita: Agar aap mujhe yunhi baar baar case ke baare main statement ke liye bulate rahe toh main aapna kam kaise karonga. Mujhe kisi ka bhi constant pressure pasand nahi hai. Maine aapke husband se bhi kaha hai aap se bhi keh raha hoon.

Kabir to doctor: Aadmi ko tang karte karte main khud tang ho gaya tha. Socha taste badle diya jaaye. Free mein therapy bhi ho jayegi.

Kabir to doctor: Pichle mahino main mujhe laga tha ke yeh therapy aur tumhari shakal meri zindagi main se hamasa ke liye nikal gaye hain lekin aaj kal...

***everything becomes very serious and sad from this point on***

6th August

Kabir to Amrita: Koi mahaurat socha hai yah aisi hi chalen.

Kabir says to Sanya: Hey. Woh bada wala magic seekh raha hoon. Tumhari di ko le kar aaonga. I promise. (It's not witty but rather lovely. That's why I add it here.)

Kabir to Amrita: Yah toh main emotional fool ho jao yah aapna job karoon. Dono cheezein nahi ho sakti hain.

7th August

Kabir to Principal: Kya main Trisha ke classmates se dubara mil sakta hoon? Agar class disturb naa ho?

Kabir to computer expert: Mera time waste karne ke liye zaroor arrest kar sakta hoon.

8th August

Kabir to Abhay: Suna hai deewaron ke bhi kaan hote hain. Isme wohi dhoondne ki koshish kar raha hoon.

Kabir to Vivan: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Shayad pooja chal rahi thi. Yeh aagarbati ka dhuan pehla hai naa?

Kabir to Sonali: Aap ko kis cheez se aitraaz hai. Yeh smoke karta hai yah akele bhet kar smoke karta hai?

Kabir to Vivan: Chaliye angry young man. Aaye.

Kabir to Sonali: Chand pe le kar jaa raha hoon. Aapke bete ke paas drugs mile hain aur aap pooch rahe hain kahan le kar jaa raha hoon.

Kabir to Vivan: Don't worry. Less than 5 grams. Isse personal consumption mana jaata hai. Koi bade problem ki baat nahi hai. Do din main bail ho jayegi, case court main chalta rahega. *A few seconds pause* 100 grams. Hum dekhane wale hain ke yeh tumhare room se mila tha. Isse commercial consumption mana jaata hai. 7 saal ki jail, no bail. Bahut badi problem ki baat hai.

Kabir to Vivan: Kid tumhe lagta hai mujhpe price tag laga hai? Sorry not for sale. Sample piece hoon.

Edited by nuckts - 10 years ago

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Sana Khan

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Posted: 11 years ago

I agree 100% with u! his dialogues are funny and he so straight faced in saying them

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mirab love arvi

@mirab

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Posted: 11 years ago

His dialogues are amazing and coming out from Ejaz...wow

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ThruMyEyez-Nita

@ThruMyEyez-Nita

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Posted: 11 years ago

I like that it the humor isn't overly done. It' s perfect and Eijaz's delivery just takes it a notch higher.😊

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BlackMagicWoman

@BlackMagicWoman

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Posted: 11 years ago

Thanks for writing down his dialogues.
All of them are my fav.
And I find both ejaz and his assistance similar to RACE movie Anil kapoor and his assistance.
But the difference is here EJAZ is hot and intelligent both 😃

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ThruMyEyez-Nita

@ThruMyEyez-Nita

Dazzler

+ 4

Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: BlackMagicWoman
Thanks for writing down his dialogues.
All of them are my fav.
And I find both ejaz and his assistance similar to RACE movie Anil kapoor and his assistance.
But the difference is here EJAZ is hot and intelligent both 😃

i was thinking the same thing. It would have been interesting if his assistant was female too.

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Evil Dramebaaz

@Minionite

Channel Moderator

+ 42

Posted: 11 years ago

Here are my favourites from the episodes so far. 😃

21st July:

Maine nahi ghumayi hai. Jisne ghumayi hai usse jaa kar baat karo.

Bachon ki party ya bacche paida karne ki party.

22nd July:

Kabir: Poocho kyun.

Ahmed: Kyun?

Kabir starts yelling and then hangs up.

Ahmed stares at phone in surprise.

A few hours later.

Kabir: Poocho kyun.

Abhay (shaking head and laughing): Nahi poochonga sir.

23rd July:

Sir result cooker main pak raha hai. Seeti bajti hi aap ke paas lekar aaonga.

24th July:

Abhay: Yeh awaaz pehchani se lag rahi hai!

Kabir: Kyun ki chatis baar sun chuke ho. Che baar aur suno aur yeh tumhe tumhari uncle ki awaaz lagne lagegi.

Abhay: Right sir.

25th July:

Yahan se guzar raha tha socha sab se milta chalon.

Tum. Abhay tum jitni jaldi ho Lavanya ko giraftaar karwane ke liye mujhe lagta hai tum hi ho!

Edited by KhotaSikaShreya - 11 years ago

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mirab love arvi

@mirab

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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: KhotaSikaShreya
Here are my favourites from the episodes so far. 😃

21st July:
Maine nahi ghumayi hai. Jisne ghumayi hai usse jaa kar baat karo.
Bachon ki party ya bacche paida karne ki party.

22nd July:
Kabir: Poocho kyun.
Ahmed: Kyun?
Kabir starts yelling and then hangs up.
Ahmed stares at phone in surprise.

A few hours later.

Kabir: Poocho kyun.
Abhay (shaking head and laughing): Nahi poochonga sir.

23rd July:
Sir result cooker main pak raha hai. Seeti bajti hi aap ke paas lekar aaonga.

24th July:
Abhay: Yeh awaaz pehchani se lag rahi hai!
Kabir: Kyun ki chatis baar sun chuke ho. Che baar aur suno aur yeh tumhe tumhari uncle ki awaaz lagne lagegi.
Abhay: Right sir.

25th July:
Yahan se guzar raha tha socha sab se milta chalon.

Tum. Abhay tum jitni jaldi ho Lavanya ko giraftaar karwane ke liye mujhe lagta hai tum hi ho!

love him and his dialog.Can somebody open a different page just for his dialog only??😊