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Teacher: What is the axis of the earth? Student: The axis of the earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on...

M.I.T.: "I had a nervous breakdown this weekend." "Have some fries." Caltech: "I had three nervous breakdowns this weekend." "Have some...

1) Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati, Gunvati Dhanvati. So u shoud marry her. Son: But d girl whom I love is GARBHVATI so I...

A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear

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1. A teacher took her class for a walk in the country, and Susie found a grass snake. "Come quickly, Miss," she called,"here's a tail...

/ "The man , The Machine, The Software - PeopleSoft VII" Boy - "I am a PB boy" Girl - "I am a PB gal" "Badte bacho ke liye complete software -

What does a baby computer call his father? Data. What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What happened when the computer

A mechanical, electrical and computer engineer were riding together to an engineering seminar when the car suddenly began jerking and shuttering....

5.No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 4.Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future

When asked to your address, your answer begins with http:// Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail. You chat with your

PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN - It Still Does Nothing SCSI - System Can't See It DOS - Defective Operating

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated "If GM had kept up

The following is the conversation between Lallo Prasad Yadav and Bill Gates. Gates : Hi! you must have heard of Windows. Lallo : Oh yes! In most

mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not

SoME Points 2 understand girls feelins beTTEr 1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart. 2.

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There...

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides

A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more

FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

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A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to...

A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes to the video shop

Q: Why do blondes insist on guys wearing condoms? A: So they'll have a doggie bag for later. Q: What did the blonde say when she found out

A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it. One

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Mrs. Jones was walking down a Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father O'Rafferty. "Hello," said the Father, "And how

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond GUY were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and

Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There's a fly in my soup!...