WICKED AND CRAZY JOKES! - II

1. A teacher took her class for a walk in the country, and Susie found a grass snake. "Come quickly, Miss," she called,"here's a tail without a body!"
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2. The Stock Market is a place where sheep and cattle are sold.
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3. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
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4. Which animals do you have to beware of when you take exams?
Cheetahs.
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5. Why did the elephant paint her head yellow?
To see if blondes really do have more fun.
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6. How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?
A phew!
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7. What was the fly doing in the alphabet soup?
Learning to spell.
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8. What happened when the headmistress's poodle swallowed a roll of film?
Nothing serious developed.
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9. What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?
You take me for grunted.
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10. What did the beaver say to the tree?
It sure is good to gnaw you.
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