Jokes Forum - Page 93

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A young married woman was discussing her life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend asked, "Do you talk to your husband when you're making ?" She...

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor...

While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone by the bar. To

A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer...

A boy who was a witness to a crime was on the witness stand in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked,

Gotcha,Can anyone post me some funny jokes?? Please! ! ! ! For example some SARDAR ones!! Lol!! !!!!

lol.... this is the funniest 1 i think http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=boredomwheel .mpg

Here is the link!!!! http://www.badmash.org/dishoom.php Copy and paste it in your Address Bar!!!!

People actually write such applications!!! This is an actual collection of leave letters and applications written by people. 1. An

Letter from mother to son Santa Singh "Pyare Puttar, Vahe Guru. I am writing this letter slow, because I know you can't read fast. We do not

A policeman was interviewing 3 SARDARS who were getting trained to become detectives. to test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows

A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession. A funeral coffin was followed by a

5. Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke ---Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath. 6.

It was early morning at the military base, and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed...

A guy walks into the vet's office with a hamster. He lays the hamster on the table and the doctor says, "I'm sorry, sir, but your hamster is

A Doctor gets taken short up in the middle of the night and finds his toilet is completely blocked. He says to his wife, "I'm going to have to...

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last

1) Doctor : "What would you do first if you caught Rabies?" Trainee Nurse : "First of all I'll bite my mother in law". 2) An actress was filling

After having their 11th child, Laloo Rabri decided that was enough. So then Laloo went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife did not...

A brunette was jumping up and down on a set of railroad tracks saying, "21,21,21." A blonde walked by, noticed the brunette, started jumping up...

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. The first little

Bill Clinton fell deathly ill while being transported home from his Africa trip. Apparently he picked up a strange, life-threatening disease in

• Q: Why are Egyptian's Children always confused?? A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy. • An astronomer was...

Two blondes are walking down the street. One blonde finds a little mirror, looks in it, again and again. Puzzled, she says to her friend, "I

A man was selling his brand-new luxury car for ten dollars. A woman answered the ad, but she was slightly disbelieving. ''Ten

COULD BE ONE OF THOSE BADMAASH KIDS..LOL...oh another thing instead of the coke he should have the beer bottle...

A school inspector asked the class, "If length of the platform is 200 metres and speed of the train is 100 kilometres what should be my age?"

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is...