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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she

Why You Shouldn't Drink Too Much...

YOU GET MARRIED YOU GET THIS:- Marriage (Part I) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the

Worst Comments to Get on Your Finals 10. See me after class. 9. Did you even read the material? 8. It's a C, but it's a strong C. 7.

Help Suzy A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid sat in

A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that,

Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. "Help, help!" yells one of the blondes. "Help us, help us!"

Difference: Santa: What is another difference between a mosquito and a fly? Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.

IRAQ - VERY INTERESTING - DID YOU KNOW? 1. The garden of Eden was in Iraq. 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization! 3....

Mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Singapore Airlines from Singaporeto New York. The son (who had been looking out the window)...

I was doing some research when I landed on this site: www.goodquotes.com and by the time I was done I was laughing so hard... Quotes on...

The worried Preeto sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. "How are you, darling?" she...

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Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where

Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him, "God when shall I see the defeat of George Bush?" God replies: "Son, you will not see it in your

A scientist was performing an experiment on the verbal reactions of fleas. He had trained a flea to jump on command. The scientist would

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how...

• A man walked into the tax collector's office and sat down and smiled at everyone. "May I help you?" said the clerk in charge. "No,"...

LOL...THANX FOR SHARIN

lol, i like the will smith one!

What did the pizza say to the pizza next to it? Pizza HUT!!!!

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous Banta who ran a

Microsoft, as usual in short of good software professional, places an ad in all world famous news papers for a single position who would be in

Dear Freind, The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if u love Jesus." I was feeling a...

A sergent, a Colonel, a Aunt and her niece was waiting in a bus stop. A little while later the sergent started to flirt with the neice. After a

It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down. Once applied, lipstick will

john was a manager of a m m's factory. he made a new rule to his workers that if they saw a letter "w" on the candies the workers would inform

1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met. 2) Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their...

An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take some of his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his