Strange But true!!! Hahahahahahaha lol!!!

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Friends i have someeeeee weird jokes for you!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha !!!! LOOKKKKKKKKKK!🥳

1) Four University of Manchester drama students are performing them in 'Fool and Horses: The Victorian Clown'.🤣🤣🤣

2) "What's the difference between a rowing boat and Joan of Arc? One is made of wood and the other is Maid of Orleans."🤪🤣

3) Have loving wives to make them so. Married ladies ought to be happy because they have loving husbands to help them. And single men ought to be the happiest creatures in the world - because they have no one to make them miserable.🤣🤣🤣

4) Tom: Did you hear of that accident today - three men run over by a railway train?
Ringmaster: Were they killed?
Tom: No, they were saved by a miracle - the train was going over the bridge and they were going under it.☺️☺️☺️

5) Man is strong and powerful. Woman beautiful and unassuming. Nature made the man the strongest - and woman's tongue the longest!🤪🤪🤪

6) Most pet owners like to train their animals to perform some basic tricks - sitting, begging, rolling over.😆

7) Every Australia Day weekend the small outback town of Charters Towers in North Queensland hosts a cricket carnival named 'The Goldfield Ashes'.🤔

8) A group of lonely dairy farmers have become so desperate to find a date they have resorted to putting their photographs on milk bottles.👏

9)A mother has been slapped with an Asbo for singing Gary Glitter songs in the bath.Caroline Bishop, 39, faces being jailed for up to five years if she belts out any more tunes while taking a dip.🤣

10)An Australian diver has told how he frantically poked a Great White shark in the eye as he was eaten alive by the giant beast.Eric Nerhus slammed a chisel into the shark's left eye - while his head, chest and one arm were lodged in the animal's throat.

enjoy!

Cheers
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