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Sapna

@spnmht

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Posted: 18 years ago

1) Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati, Gunvati & Dhanvati. So u shoud marry her. Son: But d girl whom I love is GARBHVATI so I must marry her

2) Boys have fun by teasing girls....then girls may cry for few minutes...girls have fun by loving boys....But boys cry for the whole life.

3) Aankho mein "SHARAFAT"
chaal main"NAJAKAT"
dil me"SACHCHAI"
aur chehre me"SAFAI"
Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko "BHAI" . . . . . . .

4) Santa-yaar ladk ko i Love u kehne ki sabse achi jagh kaun si hai? Banta-Mandir. Santa-kyon? Banta-kyunki vahan unho ne chapal nahi pehni hoti.

5) Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kpda DikahO?
Salesman:Plain Me Dikha du?
Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi pr dikha do.

6) Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye.

Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye.

Pada hua tel bhi le gayi,
Tadka lagane ke liye...!!
Wah wah...

7) Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai...! Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na...? Boy-bilkul nahi! Girl-to fir rehne do....!!

8) SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'day with a Sher:"Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi.

9) If RELIANCE GROUP launches a DIAPER. What will b d slogan? "AB KARLO SUSSU CHADDI MEIN", Dhirubhai ka sapna,Har langoti mein diaper apna!

10) Who played a double role in SHOLAY?

Socho..

Aur socho yaar..

"COIN"..

1) What is the meaning of sms? Share my sweetness, search my soul, seek my sweetheart, succeed my smartnss, see my smile.So keep sending sms...

2) Hardest moment is not when u lose somethin n tears come out of your eyes . . . but
it is when u lose somethin n still manage to smile... :-)

3) Q.What's life?
A.What u make it 2 b.
Q.What's happiness?
A.What ur heart sees.
Q.What's love?
A.Precious if true.
Q.What's friendship? A.Nothing without u!!

4) Not everything that is faced can be changed but nothing can be changed until it is faced..So carry on your attempts to make your own destiny..

5) To lead a Happy LIFE 3 things r very Essential:To keep Brain as ICE Factory...Tongue as SUGAR Factory...And Heart as WAX Factory .

6) The hardest part of missin frnds isnt their absence,its wen u thnk of all those gud times u hv shared n u ask urself"will those moments ever happen again?"

7) Wats LUV?Those who dnt know,call it RESPONIBLITY. Those who play call it GAME.Those who dont hav it,call it DREAM.Those who undrstnd it call it LIFE!

8) I wil smile with al my heart if u ask.
I wil come in ur dreams if u want.
I wil understand if u try.
But...

no need to add 'too' because u r always in my mind.

9) Eyes r two,but vision is one.

Ears r two,but sound is one.

Legs r two but walk is one.

Similarly we r 2 but our FRIENDSHIP is one.

10) Sacrifice is
greater than
love.

Character is greater than beauty.

Humanity is greater than wealth.

But nothing is greater than friendship.. ...

1) Palkon par dastak dene koi khwab aane wala hai, khabar mili wo khwab sach hone wala hai, hamne kaha,uski palkon par ja, jo pyarasa dost abhi sone wala hai..

2) Mehnat Se
Roti
Milti
Hai;
Kismat Se
Daulat
Milti
Hai;
Khuda Ki
Khaas
Nazar Ho
Jis Bandhe Pe...
Usey
Duniya Me
Hamari "DOSTI"
Milti Hai..

3) Iss 2 pal ki zindagi mein tanhai kyon hai,
logon ko humse ruswai kyon hai.
Iss duniya mein insan kum nahin,
phir hamare sath sirf hamari parchhai kyon hai..

4) Saye ki tarha sath rehne wale,Rishta kuch iss taraha
se tod gaye,Hakikat mein
milna to mumkin na tha,
khawabo mein aana bhi chhod gaye..

5) Haath choote to rishte nahi choota karte, Waqt ki shakh se lamhe nahi toota karte, Milte hain kuch log aise zindagi mein jinse kabhi naate nahi toota karte.

6) Zindgi bhar apka sath hum denge,girne lage aap to apna hath hum denge,is rishte se badke koi rishta nahi,apko apni dosti ki saugat hum denge!

7) Jinki tamanna dil me thi,
judai ab hum unki sehte hain,
fursat hi nahi humse kuch batein karne ki,
islie ab hum har waqt khamosh rehte hain.

8) Dil jo tut gaya to fariyad karoge tum,
Hum na rahe to yaad karoge tum,
Aaj to kehte ho waqt nahi, Par ek din mere liye waqt se fariyad karoge tum..

9) Tum dil ko bekrar kyo nahi karte, Meri mohabbat par atbar kyo nahi karte, Jee nahi sakta hoke juda tumse, Aur tum mohabbat ka izhaar bhi nahi karte.

10) Kabhi kabhi dil udas hota hai , halka sa akhon ko ehsaas hota hai, chalkte hai mere bhi ankho se ansu, jab unke dur hone ka ehsaas

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