A man walked into a therapist's

A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, *

*you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."*

*"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.*

*"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No *

*matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."*

*"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on *

*your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the *

*bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun *

*person, an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. *

*Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."*

*The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office *

*a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same *

*downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked *

*the doctor.*

*"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of *

*the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."*

*"So, what's your problem?"*

*"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."*