Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair
that some men should
be happier than others.
--Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for
two years.
--Sam Kinison
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
expensive answers that your
wife will give you for free.
--Anonymous
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Bachelors know more about women than married men;
if they didn't, they'd
be married too.
--H. L. Mencken