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When a man opens

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Posted: 18 years ago
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the
car is new or the wife is....... 😛

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Cop: your license says you shuld be wearing glases.'Motorist: Well, i have contact, COp: I dont care who you know! You are getting a ticket!

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Posted: 18 years ago
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1st one too funny.
2nd lol, dumb cop

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Posted: 18 years ago
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frst 1 cool but the second 1 the cop is a dumb one.. 😆

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Posted: 18 years ago
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😆 😆 What a dumb cop...

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