A: I wish I was "puri".
Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"
Q: What language do carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati.
Q: What do you call an almost bald poet?
A: Ik-bal.
Dis ij da funkiest...
Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move?
A: Pizza - "HUT"