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Sharona

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Posted: 18 years ago

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Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit:simple bhai , bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.

Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta
hai.

Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha.
Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai….ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.

The Future Daughter Of Abhi & Ash

Abhishek n Aishwaryas Son

* Edited to remove Sardar jokes as they are not allowed in the forum *

Edited by *dels* - 18 years ago

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Kiran

@kimmu

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Posted: 18 years ago

#2

Originally posted by: Candylover

The Future Daughter Of Abhi & Ash

oh s***, thats there daughter?

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Dhruvita

@micropink11

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Posted: 18 years ago

#3

i relly like the 8th one..
it woz relly funny 😆 😆
t4s they were all gr8!!!

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Priyanka

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Posted: 18 years ago

#4

Originally posted by: kimmu

oh s***, thats there daughter?

ya beta??😆

priya

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