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A blind man was taking a trip to Texas. After getting off the airplane, he hailed a taxi. He got in and felt around the seat. "Wow, these seats are pretty big," he said. The taxi driver replied, "Of course they are. Everything is big in Texas." After the blind man got out of the taxi he was in front of his hotel. He went inside and checked in in the hotel. He asked the lady at the desk, "How tall is this hotel?" "17 stories," the lady said. "That's really big," said the blind man. "Of course it is. Everything's big in Texas." He asked the lady, "Where are the bathrooms?" "Just two doors down and turn left," she said. He went two doors down but forgot if she said left or right. So he went right instead. Unfortunately, that was the way to the swimming pool. He opened the door, walked over and fell in the pool. He yelled, "Don't flush! Don't flush!"
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