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1.TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
2.TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!-
3.TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"? JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
4.TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
5.TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. Jackson: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: Jackson!
6.TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WILLY: Me!
7. SILVIA: Dad,can you write in the dark? FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write? SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
8. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I". ELLEN: I is... TEACHER:No, Ellen. Always say, "I am." ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
9.Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" Puppy: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the Same day same time.
10.Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
11.Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love.
12.Teacher: Now, 10zeel, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? 10Zeel: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
13.Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.
2.TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!-
3.TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"? JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
4.TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
5.TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. Jackson: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: Jackson!
6.TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WILLY: Me!
7. SILVIA: Dad,can you write in the dark? FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write? SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
8. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I". ELLEN: I is... TEACHER:No, Ellen. Always say, "I am." ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
9.Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" Puppy: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the Same day same time.
10.Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
11.Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love.
12.Teacher: Now, 10zeel, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? 10Zeel: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
13.Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.
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