Jokes Forum - Page 67

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died: 1st woman: I froze to death. It wasn't so bad. After...

Two men are sitting on a bench waiting for the bus, one is dressed very nicely, the other looks like a bum. The bum says to the other, "I really...

Hey Guys, After so many happening's with the Banner of this section, I was given by the old Viewbie here all the banner entries along...

Hi guyz.....I'm going tommorrow (means unactive on IF) so wishing you all Whole Heartly Eid Mubarik in advance.. I've to go to my all 4...

Little Johnny asks the teacher, "Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?" The teacher says, "Yes, but only after you recite the alphabet Johnny."...

enjoy...... be ready to laugh. here i begin. Jose can you see! A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red Socks. When he

Last night, my girl friend and I were sitting in her living room, me insisted for watching discovery TV channel, and emotionally I said to her,...

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you

it's kinda childish but then also i thought to post it. enjoy.................... Frog Jokes What happens if a frog parks on double yellow ...

Time's Up Little Johnny's father was a pastor in a small church. One day, his father told Little Johnny that a very...

T ongue Twisters 1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say " don't understand". But if you understand

Hey Guys, Welcome to this week's Dicussion of the Week!!! So there are different things that make us laugh, some laugh at

enjoy............... One-liner about business You can't push a rope. Types of computer viruses Paul Tsongas virus: Pops up on December 25 and

enjoy.............. Woman's translations The wife says: I'm not yelling! The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important! In answer to the...

i hope u like it Anyone Here Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head. She looked

enjoy..................... A blind man in a store A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the...

enjoy every1 i hope u have fun time reading this A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him

The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred. In 1987, a 1,400-year-old lump of still-edible cheese was unearthed in...

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P.S - This is just a joke.....I don't mean to hurt n e one's feelings......I got it in Google......plz close this topic if this joke is not...

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past. Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want

The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months." Then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?" Little...

Ok Guys change of plans then. Since you guys informed me correctly that indeed there was a banner contest here....we can decide some things...

Gullu apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha. Boy: oh! oye yaar girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho Gullu: oye ! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to

I wanna know that how come if someone has posted a sardar joke nobody minds and the mods dont even mind. And when I posted a muslim and a hindu

Two guys are shopping in a supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other, "I'm sorry, I was looking for my wife." "What a...

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly...

Dan knew he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died. He decided that he needed to be with his dream woman to really...

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Big Mouth He has such a big mouth, he can sing a duet all by himself.