Posted:
When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it, couldn't be new
When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here ?
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the
channel manually.
😳😆
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