Jokes

*Bhikhari:
Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal
aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal
ke chakkar mein is colony
mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain
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* Jodhpur
jail ordered the
purchase order of 999 shirts
n 1000
pants for inmates. Guess y this odd
combination?
Salman
Khan is coming

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* Similarity between Gandhiji
&
Mallika Sherawat?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

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* Once in a jungle
all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe
was not
eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand
MANIKCHAND
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*1980 girls: Maan
mei Jeans pehanungi
Maan : Nahin beti log kya
kahengey?
2006
girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to
pehan le!

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Manmohan
Singh: Weare sending Indians to the
moon next year!
Bush: Wow!
Howc many?
Manamohan: 25 OBC, 25 SC,
20 ST, 5 Handicapped, 5
Sports Persons, 5
Terrorist Affected, 5
Kashmiri Migrants, 9
Politicians & if possible 1
Astronnaut

What's the
definition of a skeleton?
A striptease that went just too
far…
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* Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?
Malkin:

Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai.
Naukrani:
Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte
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* Train mein TC
Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu:

Nahin
TT: Chalo
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka
janam
hua tha.. Jail mein
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* Girl: If
u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to
dur-dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but
formality to karni
hi padegi…
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* Some dead
people went to hell & were glad after seeing the
board on
gate.
Why?
Because it reads: NO SEATS EXCEPT
FOR SC/ST/OBC