Your favourite quote?

Hello Friends!😛

As you all know quotes can be funny, inspirational, touching, romantic and I can go on...

This is jokes forum so obviously we will discuss about funny quotes. This week all you have to do is post your favourite Funny quote (s) and tell us why it's your favourite. There are many quotes, so its hard to pick some. But do share some of them.😊

Cheers

Jokes Dev Team

Yay!!...I'm the first one to post

Here r my fav. quotes:-

1.) Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! 😆

2.) The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. 😊

3.) There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. 🤔

4.) When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. 😡

5.) What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.' 🤣

6.) Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.😵

7.) Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. 😲

8.) What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come. 😆

9.) Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. 😳

10.) If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?🤓

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
-- Demetri Martin


Well it's one of the worst things in life that you get a real heart attack while faking it since others would think you are just joking around.....so I guess we shouldn't fake diseases...or else no one will know when you are faking it and when it's for real....


In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
-- Les Dawson



He's said so much, so much complicated stuff....but at the end it's just that he has to add a ceiling up there....




Well...I'll come back with a few more...

lol...just searched for some.....and I got this one:

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
-- Mickey Rooney

I guess it's one of my favourite joke quotes list

my fav one:

If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em!!!
- by my darlin smart-alec sis!!!

Hi just surfing & found this forum....... 😆 😛

my fav quote is
"the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. 😉 "

my fav one

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!! 😆

haha!
u see...laughter is the best medicine! 😆

Originally posted by: natasha20072008

Yay!!...I'm the first one to post

Here r my fav. quotes:-

1.) Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! 😆

2.) The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. 😊

3.) There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. 🤔

4.) When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. 😡

5.) What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.' 🤣

6.) Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.😵

7.) Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. 😲

8.) What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come. 😆

9.) Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. 😳

10.) If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?🤓

LOL! I love these! 😆😆😆

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.