Jokes Forum - Page 66

Marriage is like going to a restaurant with friends U order what u want But when u see what yr friends got U wish u had ordered what...

A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they

pappu-yaar tumne apni biwi ko talak kyu diya? guppu-yaar wo badi characterless thi,shadi mujse ki aur bacha bhagwan se mangti thi. ==

Two youngsters halt a cab n on r their way to 1 of the job interviews they have they crack several jokes on sardarjis The driver being a

Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!" "Woah, what the hell happened to him?" "Well he was

Working at a theater box-office ticket window poses many challenges in dealing with people. When a disgruntled customer at a window exclaimed,

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enjoy.............. Unreasonable bill A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement included...

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A little boy comes n asks his dad Daddy how much does it cost to get married? The dad answers; I dont know son I have not finished

Hi friends, We are planning to introduce some games and contests in this section…..so jus wanted to know if u guys are willing to...

A little girl comes n asks her mom from where humans came Mom answers from Adam n Eve n so on.. Next day the little girl goes to dad n

"HOW was your blind date?" a college student asked her room-mate. "Terrible!" the room-mate answered."He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."

101 Ways To Annoy People 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."...

Sir, Namaskar My wife is very ill. As there is no other HUSBAND in family to look after,so kindly grant me leave for a day.

Dad : "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her." Son : (goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid. ...

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? If olive oil comes from olives,...

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate

Once upon a time a man dies. His karma are such that he is in between haven and hell. He gets asked by a messenger from hell where he would like

1980 Girl : Mama can I wear jeans ? Mama : Na beta,soot dal, log kya kahenge 2007 Girl : Mama can I wear a mini skirt ? Mama : Pehan...

Secret to Happy Life A couple was celebrating their GOLDEN wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town....

One day two friends are bragging. 1st friend: My father has great eyes site like eagle, he is very clever as fox, very brave like the Lion...

THE GRAND PRIZE WINNER During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of...

The next time somebody makes a joke about Sikhs remember this little story !! An excellent response by a true Sardar: "Hello

Hi guys... am sure most of u have seen this contest: http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=748205 well I wanted to...

A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and...

enjoy........................... Trapped within a bog Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by....

Ladki: Tum Honeymoon k liye kahan kahan Gayi thi? Saheli: Shimla, Kasauli, Mussoorie, Nanitaal. Ladki: Achhaa... kya kya dekha Wahan pe? Saheli:

You know you are an Internet Junkie when... When asked to your address, your answer begins with http:// Instead of calling you to dinner,...